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Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face by Bradley Sands
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bookshelves: bizarro, 2011, books-by-authors-i-have-interviewed, great-titles, i-hate-short-stories
Read from December 07 to 08, 2011

Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face is a collection of three novellas. Or is it a novel? That's what Bradley Sands has hired 7 year old detective Frankie Nougat to find out. As Nougat investigates the three stories within, will he find the theme of Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face or die in the attempt?

Frankie Nougat and the Case of the Missing Heart: Frankie Nougat attempts to solve the case of why his parents are getting divorced. Grim hilarity ensues...

Yeah, Frankie Nougat goes through some emotional turmoil while trying to find out why his parents are getting divorced. Memorable moments including using his dog for a gun and meeting his mom's new chair, a man named Bill.

Cheesequake Smash-Up: In a battle for fast food dominance, McDonalds, Burger King, White Castle, and scores of other chains enter a building demolition derby. Gunning for a promotion, office worker Monty Catsin enters his employer, NGA, into the derby as well. Who will emerge as the sole provider of fast food in America?

Cheesequake Smashup is mother-whoopieing hilarious. Combine an absurd office, complete with an octogenerian sexpot, a giant goldfish, a gorilla, and lots of mobile buildings smashing into one another, and a heaping helping of absurd humor and you've got a winner on your hands. I'd say Cheesquake Smashup was worth the price of admission on its own.

Apocalypse Ninja: The worst ninja in the world tries to bring about the end of the world. Standing in his way are the worst pirates in the world.

The final tale in this collection (or the final section of this novel?) was by far the most enjoyable. The grins per page rating was very high and there was a lot of action. Also, there was a song that I couldn't help but hum along with to the tune of You're the Best from The Karate Kid.

So, is Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face a novel or a collection of novellas? Who cares? If the epilogue is any indication, it's going to be bigger than The Bible one day!
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message 1: by Lea (new) - added it

Lea Okay, now I want to run right out and buy this . . .

Great review, Dan (as always!).


message 2: by Bob (new)

Bob Cairns class, may have to check that out


message 3: by Dan (new) - rated it 4 stars

Dan 1.0 Lea wrote: "Okay, now I want to run right out and buy this . . .

Great review, Dan (as always!)."


Thanks!


message 4: by James (new)

James Thane I don't know how you do it, but you easily have a collection of books with the best titles of anyone I know!


message 5: by Dan (new) - rated it 4 stars

Dan 1.0 James wrote: "I don't know how you do it, but you easily have a collection of books with the best titles of anyone I know!"

I could have more. The used bookstore I go to has a pretty good selection of vintage paperbacks.


message 6: by Mark (new)

Mark totally agree with you James. Dan has got to have the most entertaing bookshelves in the great history, as yet unwritten, of library - lore


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