For any man who's ever wanted to be a Hero With a Gun but was too gutless to join the military or police force, and any woman who wants to hide out in the backwoods of Idaho with said asshole and bear his children, this book is a must read. Invaluable advice is offered: for example, it's okay to waste ammo pumping multiple rounds into the corpses of Gay Communist Cannibals, because, as the hero points out, "They can't be dead enough." Rawles also instructs you on how to ambush and destroy an Abrams tank, if one ever detaches from its unit and travels solo into your neighborhood with a sign around its turret reading "Flank Me." Granted, the incompetent tank commander in this scenario was not American but German, which makes complete sense because (a) the reborn European Nazi Empire will stop at nothing to invade Idaho, and (b) as you're no doubt aware, Germans know nothing of tank warfare.

"Laugh while you can, sheeple!"