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Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
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Nov 01, 2011

it was amazing
bookshelves: favorites, i-have-in-ebook

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Quotes Marie Liked

Eoin Colfer
“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“Trust me. I'm a genius.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow got it into their heads that each fairy lugged around a pot of gold with him wherever he went. While it was true that LEP had a ransom fund, because of its officers' high-risk occupation, no human had ever taken a chunk of it yet. This didn't stop the Irish population in general from skulking around rainbows, hoping to win the supernatural lottery.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl


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