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The Divine Comedy
by Dante Alighieri, C.H. Sisson , David H. Higgins
by Dante Alighieri, C.H. Sisson , David H. Higgins
For Celebrity Death Match
Big Brother: Where are we now O'Brien? I remember giving the order to launch missiles against East Asia, or was it Madagascar?
O'Brien: Oceania is at War with East Asia, Oceania has always been at war with East Asia
Big Brother: Don't be such a toady. Shut up! What's it say on the door here:
per me si va ne la citta dolente...
I guess I shouldn't have banned Italian all those years ago.
per me se va ne l'etterno dolore
sounds familiar...
O'Brien: 2+2=5. A boot stomping on a human face...
Charon: Where do you think you're going, dogmeat? Get your asses in the boat.
Big Brother: Okay, but I want to see someone in charge, I am supreme Party Leader...(Looking around) We could learn some stuff from this place...
Lionel Ritchie (crooning from the far shore): 'People in the park, playing games in the dark...'
O'Brien: Victory Gin, Victory Cigarettes...
Big Brother: Shut it, O'Brien. Who IS in charge?
Lionel Ritchie (continuing): 'And what they played was a masquerade...'
Charon (pulling meditatively on his beard): well, can you imagine a Really Really Big Brother....
The door slams shut. Cue supernatural laughter, then Bach, Mass B Minor: Gloria in excelsis deo!
THE END
Big Brother: Where are we now O'Brien? I remember giving the order to launch missiles against East Asia, or was it Madagascar?
O'Brien: Oceania is at War with East Asia, Oceania has always been at war with East Asia
Big Brother: Don't be such a toady. Shut up! What's it say on the door here:
per me si va ne la citta dolente...
I guess I shouldn't have banned Italian all those years ago.
per me se va ne l'etterno dolore
sounds familiar...
O'Brien: 2+2=5. A boot stomping on a human face...
Charon: Where do you think you're going, dogmeat? Get your asses in the boat.
Big Brother: Okay, but I want to see someone in charge, I am supreme Party Leader...(Looking around) We could learn some stuff from this place...
Lionel Ritchie (crooning from the far shore): 'People in the park, playing games in the dark...'
O'Brien: Victory Gin, Victory Cigarettes...
Big Brother: Shut it, O'Brien. Who IS in charge?
Lionel Ritchie (continuing): 'And what they played was a masquerade...'
Charon (pulling meditatively on his beard): well, can you imagine a Really Really Big Brother....
The door slams shut. Cue supernatural laughter, then Bach, Mass B Minor: Gloria in excelsis deo!
THE END
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Quotes Erik Liked
“In that book which is my memory,
On the first page of the chapter that is the day when I first met you,
Appear the words, ‘Here begins a new life’.”
― Dante Alighieri, Vita Nuova
On the first page of the chapter that is the day when I first met you,
Appear the words, ‘Here begins a new life’.”
― Dante Alighieri, Vita Nuova
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Oct 29, 2011 11:16am
Thank you! I've entered it on the Celebrity Death Match page :)
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