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Hamlet by William Shakespeare
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Oct 20, 11

Read in October, 2011

For Turnir Szelebrity Death Matsch

Hamlet - Eyre

Danish Gambit

1. e4 e5

2. d4 exd4

"A rat!" Hamlet brutálisan áldozatot Polonius.

3. c3 dxc3

"Willow, willow, willow". Ophelia megfullad.

4. Bc4 cxb2

És most Laertes is szúrta. Aaaargh!

5. Bxb2

Position after 5. Bxb2

Hamlet zárak Jane a börtönben, orzött Grace Poole, és azt tervezi, hogy tulajdonképpen egy "double penetration" segítségével B/b2 és B/c4. ("Bishops are penises" - Reuben Fine)

5... d5

Jane, akit Angelina Jolie a Lara Croft, azonnal gyógyszerek Poole, és tesz egy ninja-szeru menekülés.

6. Bxd5 Nf6

7. Bxf7+ Kxf7

Hamlet úgy gyalog az f7, hogy megpróbálja "ass-rape" Jane ...

8. Qxd8 Bb4+

... de Jane táncol körülötte, mint Lisbeth Salander végén "Millennium 3" és a körmök a királyno a földre.

9. Qd2 Bxd2+

10. Nxd2

Position after 10. Nxb2

Váratlanul, mi jutottunk szelíd kinézetu véget. Hamlet reméli, o is csak feleségül Blanche Ingram, és menekülni. De Jane nem hajlandó feladni még.

10... Re8

11. f3 Nc6

12. Rc1 Nd5

13. a3 Nf4

Position after 13... Nf4

Hamlet "phallocentric" világ-kép hirtelen összeomlik. Jane fenyeget ... Nd3+ és ... Ng2+

14. Rc3 Rd8

15. Ba1 Nxg2+

A teljes gyozelmet a radikális leszbikus feminista-értékek, Jane rögzíti a g2 gyalogot. "Game over."

16. Kf2 Rxd2+

Final position

Hamlet resigns!
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message 1: by Manny (last edited Oct 20, 2011 05:09AM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Manny Yay! Go Sakkfeminizmus! Go Jane!


notgettingenough See, Paul? I just knew Sakkfeminizmus would come to your defence.


Thom Dunn notgettingenough wrote: "See, Paul? I just knew Sakkfeminizmus would come to your defence."

"Bishops are penises" ..... Ain't they just.


Paul this is how it should be!


message 5: by Hayes (new)

Hayes I'm a bridge player, not a chess player, so I can't fully appreciate the subtlety of the endgame, more's the pity. All I can say is: Go Jane Go!!


message 6: by ☯Bettie☯ (last edited Oct 20, 2011 06:51AM) (new) - added it

☯Bettie☯

Eyre will have to knock down her king because this Prince is out to sweep the board. That was Rochester's nag squished right there!


Manny Thom wrote: "notgettingenough wrote: "See, Paul? I just knew Sakkfeminizmus would come to your defence."

"Bishops are penises" ..... Ain't they just."


Sakkfeminizmus may have been thinking of this magazine cover, famous in the chess world:

Manakova

International Woman Grandmaster Maria Manakova is saying "люблю есть слонов" - "I like to eat bishops". Or possibly "elephants" - "слонов" could be either.


Sakkfeminizmus Kérjük, tartsa meg gusztustalan szexista pornográf hozzászólás az én felülvizsgálata, Dr. Rayner.


Manny I'm sorry, Sakkfeminizmus! I just thought it was funny. I won't do it again.


Manny PS Great review. Very witty to use the Danish Gambit in that way.


Mariel Hahahahaha!!!!!!

I'll be laughing all the way to deliver my vote in a weeks time.


message 12: by Thom (new) - rated it 5 stars

Thom Dunn Manny wrote: "PS Great review. Very witty to use the Danish Gambit in that way."

I'm not surprised about the outcome. The Danish Gambit is extremely aggressive and basically unsound. One must come on hell-for-leather and take big, bold chances, and this was never Hamlet's style, not until he resigned himself to Fortune and let the whole kill-my-uncle thing roll out. And yes, Marius, a Great review for a Sorrowful Dane.


message 13: by Thom (new) - rated it 5 stars

Thom Dunn Bird Brian wrote: "This seems clever, although I don't understand 90% of it. I have posted a vote anyhow, which should arrive in Hungry the next 10-14 days. It is Hungry, isn't it?

;)"


I'M hungry.


Sakkfeminizmus Bird Brian wrote: "This seems clever, although I don't understand 90% of it. I have posted a vote anyhow, which should arrive in Hungary the next 10-14 days. It is Hungary, isn't it?

;)"


Köszönöm, Brian, látom érted "sock puppets".


Sakkfeminizmus Mariel wrote: "Hahahahaha!!!!!!

I'll be laughing all the way to deliver my vote in a weeks time."


Mariel, el kell menni, és egy pár sört egy kis időt! Te nem vagy leszbikus feminista sakkozó véletlenül?


message 16: by Paul (new) - rated it 5 stars

Paul Does that mean vaguely lesbian feminist sock puppets?


Azakmi Ez eléggé fordítógépesnek látszik, de tetszik


Manny Paul wrote: "Does that mean vaguely lesbian feminist sock puppets?"

I have found Google Translate an invaluable aid in deciphering Ms Sakkfeminizmus's cryptic pronouncements.


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