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Heretics of Dune (Dune Chronicles #5) Heretics of Dune (Dune Chronicles #5)
by Frank Herbert

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I love how this series degenerated from thoughtful diatribes on environmentalism, history, religion, and politics into a tale of spandex wearing dominatrixes. Let's take a look into the mind of Frank Herbert as he was writing this:

SPACE HOOKERS FAP FAP I'M BRILLIANT NEED SOME MORE IDEAS BETTER GET SOME "SPICE MELANGE" IE DORITOS HEY HOW ABOUT A SCENE WHERE THE SPACE HOOKERS TALK ABOUT ALL THE HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT WAYS THEY CAN ORGASM AND THE BENE GESSERIT ONE UP THEM BY SAYING WE CAN ORGASM WITH TWICE AS MANY WAYS FAP FAP HEY DIDN'T I USED TO WRITE ABOUT PLANETS AND HISTORY AND OH WELL SPACE SEX WORMS ON A SPACESHIP SPANDEX OH FUCK IF I CARE ANYMORE BUUUUURP

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