Stuart's review
Laura Warholic: or The Sexual Intellectual
by Alexander Theroux
Stuart's review
Laura Warholic: or The Sexual Intellectual by Alexander Theroux
Stuart's review
Why should you read this book? I don't know. "Why do Jews love jewelry? Why do red windows discourage flies? Why do candy wrappers make noise? Why does the letter i have a dot? Why can't scorpions swim? Why do croutons come in airtight packages when they're already stale? Why do fat people always look smug eating ice cream? Why are there multicolored clouds on the planet Jupiter? Why do tapirs piss in the very water they drink? Why do all EKGs look like they're written," he spat, "in Arabic? Why did Alice B. Toklas have a mustache? Why had redskins no beards? Why didn't they wear hats in the Roman Republic? Why is running across the backs of cows a rite of passage in Ethopia? Why couldn't Mickey Mantle hit a high-and-tight fastball? Why do only 27 percent of Americans own passports? Why did your Jesus Christ hop around on a rubber crutch? Why have I just eaten a plate of lox and fourteen matzo balls with a sandwich of schmaltz herring?"
