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Dead on the Delta by Stacey Jay
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CJ -Doctor can you help me, 'cause something just don't feel right Are we reading this for August because I've got this on my shelf...


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new_user Oh, is it out already? I didn't even realize. I'll pick it up tomorrow. We can read it in Aug. for sure. :)


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Vered Rootless Tree (CJ) wrote: "Are we reading this for August because I've got this on my shelf..."

Me too...


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Me three! One lonesome UF amidst my historicals.


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new_user Yay! All together!


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Laura Lulu You had me at "hard drinking, smart mouthed..."

I'm in.


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new_user Yesss, join ussss.


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Laura Lulu Are you a serpent?


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Laura Lulu Or is your tongue just stuck to the roof of your mouth because you're so hungry?


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new_user Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to a cake tasting tomorrow. What now? I had to tell the baker I couldn't be there earlier than 8:15 though. He was like, "You can't come any earlier???" I was like, "No, "


message 13: by Laura Lulu (new)

Laura Lulu Lol! I love cake tastings. Yum yum. Let me know when Ramadan's over and I'll show you pics of the cupcakes I made for that shower. They turned out awesome, right outta Cupcake Wars. :)


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new_user LOL. I knew they would. Show me the pics, show me!


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Laura Lulu I'm at work, no can do. :( But I'll do it from home, if my early onset Alzheimer's doesn't kick in.


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Laura Lulu wrote: "I'm at work, no can do. :( But I'll do it from home, if my early onset Alzheimer's doesn't kick in."

Truly you and I are one person. Early onset Alzheimer's, incontinence and post-nursing boobs.

Do you hear that, Internet? We're wet in all the wrong ways.


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Laura Lulu Have you every jumped on a trampoline? I don't recommend it. Unless of course you follow a strict kegel regimen.


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new_user :o Okay, no childrens for me! LOL.


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Laura Lulu Eh, your shit eventually starts falling apart, no matter what. So it's nice to have the kids as a scapegoat. It's fun being a martyr. ;)


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Jan Moss, every time you post something I love you a little more. All your wetness included.

You've even invaded my brain. When I was reading On the Edge, there was a tree with moss on it mentioned, and I was all "Wheee! Moss!!!"


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hehehe

You, me and my urologist, we should go on a picnic sometime.

Yeah! I'm in your brain, invading your TREE.


I agree, scapegoat the kids. They share blame time with hubby, so between them all I have my bases covered.

Kegels. I'm doing them right now. RIGHT NOW a woman across the world from you is making her pelvic floor move because you told her to. That right there is the true power of the internets.


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Laura Lulu Wow. Isn't technology grand?

Now make your pecs bounce.


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new_user Did you know there are super kegels too?


message 24: by Laura Lulu (last edited Aug 01, 2011 09:18PM) (new)

Laura Lulu Super kegels, here I come!

But seriously? If my uturus, bladder or rectum was sticking outta my koochie coo, I'd be banging down the front door at my gynie's house. Who wouldn't see a doctor for that?

::shiver::


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The Holy Terror I think we should all make it a point to talk about vaginas on every single one of our review pages. We're already doing a fantastic job!

Yay! Vaginas!

VAGINA.


Anna (Bobs Her Hair) Ahem. So post-baby incontinence. There's always the bladder sling. My ob told me so. *coughs*


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The Holy Terror WHY DID I GOOGLE THAT.


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Laura Lulu Speaking of the almighty va-jay-jay, has anyone seen this awesomely awesome commercial? When I saw it for the first time, it got to the end and I said to Mike, "Did they just say what I thought they said? Rewind it!"

And then I laughed my ass off.

Hail to the V

But even funnier than the commercial, is the comments on youtube. Seriously people? Come on, laugh a little. It's ok, the Feminist Police won't revoke your membership card if you just giggle a bit at the silliness. I promise.


Anna (Bobs Her Hair) Well, if the bladder sling doesn't work for you and you want to tighten those walls then try the Kegelmaster. I hear it really works. Deterrents for using it are dealing with cleaning and finding time without the kids to use it.

@Laura Lulu...LOL on Hail to the V. I feel EMPOWERED!!!


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new_user LOL! I love that commercial. I AM WOMAN! VAGINA. LOL.

Now that my review's filtered by most search engines, doesn't that smiley up there look like a sperm?


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The Holy Terror Heh. It kind of does.


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new_user Also, that kegelmaster thing is just a glorified speculum, LOL. Swindlers.


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Laura Lulu Like a sperm with warpaint.


message 34: by Laura Lulu (last edited Aug 01, 2011 11:49PM) (new)

Laura Lulu And I'm cool with all the VAGINAS flying around, but I didn't think in my wildest dreams that I'd get to read the phrase "glorified speculum", so thanks for that. ;)

It's a good name for a band. Maybe when Moss goes on NZ Idol.


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The Holy Terror Laura, since you haven't wandered over to Moss's updates yet ... I just wanted to warn you that this has a love triangle.

Yaaaaay, your favorite thing in the whole wide world!


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The Holy Terror Laura Lulu wrote: "It's a good name for a band. Maybe when Moss goes on NZ Idol."

YES to THIS.

I want a t-shirt.


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Laura Lulu The Holy Terror wrote: "Laura, since you haven't wandered over to Moss's updates yet ... I just wanted to warn you that this has a love triangle.

Yaaaaay, your favorite thing in the whole wide world!"


Ugh.


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Jan Sigh, one goes to sleep only to miss out on VAGINAs and glorified speculums.

Life is sad.


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new_user wrote: "Did you know there are super kegels too?"

What to do if my uterus falls out?

Is there an emoticon out there equal to this?

Hehe glorified speculums. In our house we call them penises.


Wicked Incognito Now Aw man. You guys got up to all sorts of fun while I was sleeping.

My family hoards this horrible pict of me with wet crotch while jumping on a trampoline. Yes. That's true. I wet my pants on a trampoline.

However, I will maintain to my dying day that the whole wet crotch was due to residual hot tub leakage. (We had just spent a few hours in the hot tub.)


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Ariana LMFAO! Holy shit.


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Ariana Also, after reading that article about ur insides falling out of your vagina (lmao @ I wiped and felt something coming out), I also discovered that I can do something similar to a kegel. It's called a vagina pucker.


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April wrote: "Aw man. You guys got up to all sorts of fun while I was sleeping.

My family hoards this horrible pict of me with wet crotch while jumping on a trampoline. Yes. That's true. I wet my pants on a..."



Bahahahahaha!


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The Holy Terror ::facepalm::

I am ejecting myself from this thread.


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Ariana wrote: "It's called a vagina pucker.
..."



oh shit i just died


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Ariana The Holy Terror wrote: "::facepalm::

I am ejecting myself from this thread."


Awww come on, we're all about honesty in here aren't we? Right?....Right!?.....guys??

And don't try and tell me that yours didn't a little too.


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Laura Lulu April wrote: "Aw man. You guys got up to all sorts of fun while I was sleeping.

My family hoards this horrible pict of me with wet crotch while jumping on a trampoline. Yes. That's true. I wet my pants on a trampoline. "


And the worst part is, you have no idea it's happening. My bro and sil had a jump house for their son's bday last year and after the non-family peeps left, we were jumping in there. My sil had full blown pee pee pants and had no idea until she realized her pants were wet. I just had pee pee dribbles. I told her that was the difference between having 4 kids or 2 kids. Although she didn't push the last two out--does that matter? Maybe she's just a pee pee pants to begin with.


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Laura Lulu Ariana wrote: "It's called a vagins pucker."

And it will be called a kegel after you have kids.


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Laura Lulu The Holy Terror wrote: "::facepalm::

I am ejecting myself from this thread."


Kinda like how our weak pelvic floor muscles eject pee.

Are you pregnant yet?


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Laura Lulu wrote: "The Holy Terror wrote: "::facepalm::

I am ejecting myself from this thread."

Kinda like how our weak pelvic floor muscles eject pee.

Are you pregnant yet?"



Oh good, someone else is asking.

I think she probably is. So glowy! 1st trimester is the worst, Shannonski.


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