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The Happy Hooker: My Own Story The Happy Hooker: My Own Story
by Xaviera Hollander

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All I remember is the scene in which she gives the German shepherd a tugjob. Arf arf!

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message 1: by Donald
03/30/2008 09:40PM

537046 funny funny. bark bark.

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message 2: by Nancy
03/31/2008 07:39AM

763271 I believe the German shepherd's exact words were "arooooooooo!".

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message 3: by Kirk
03/31/2008 07:50AM

667059 I remember the scene being very traumatizing. For years afterward I was convinced that every dog whose belly I scratched was expecting more.

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message 4: by Donald
03/31/2008 08:13AM

537046 Well their hard ons are pretty obvious, it's not like they can adjust beneath their trousers or hide them with text books.

Q. Why do dogs lick their own balls?

A. Because they can.

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message 5: by Kirk
03/31/2008 08:33AM

667059 I call it "taking out the lipstick." Their erections seriously look like something Maybelline would sell.

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message 6: by Nancy
03/31/2008 09:06AM

763271 You just never know what they're thinking when they give you that dark soulful gaze and their tongue is lolling out the side of their mouth. Such manipulative little animals they are.

Hmm...I'll never look at a tube of lipstick the same way again.

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message 7: by Donald
03/31/2008 09:08AM

537046 As Tracy said: Oh, Jeezus.

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message 8: by Koeeoaddi
03/31/2008 09:19AM

321764 Gah, I read this piece of joyous, prurient dreck when I was a teenager, a million years ago. I can't prove it, but I suspected then, and still do, that the thing was ghost written by a man.

...oh, and you guys? Ew!

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message 9: by Kirk
03/31/2008 09:29AM

667059 I think this thread is causing a run on the market. My Revlon stock is falling precipitously as we speak...

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message 10: by Adam (last edited 04/07/2008 02:18PM)
04/07/2008 02:13PM

54068 Ever since I read Donald Goines's Dopefiend last month, I get really, really uneasy around German shepherds. Now I'm even more afraid of them. Thanks, Kirk.

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message 11: by Kirk
04/07/2008 05:38PM

667059 Uh-oh---what happens in Dopefiend, Adam? Or do I want to know?

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message 12: by Nancy
04/07/2008 06:20PM

763271 Tell me there wasn't a lipstick involved.

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message 13: by Kirk
04/07/2008 06:26PM

667059 I'm so sorry, Nancy---I've scarred you with that remark!

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message 14: by Nancy
04/07/2008 07:28PM

763271 Yes you have, Kirk. That's why I now get my smooth and slick lip gloss from a pot. ;)

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message 15: by Kirk
04/07/2008 07:34PM

667059 Will you forgive me if I tell you it's much healthier for you that way?

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message 16: by Adam
04/08/2008 07:17AM

54068 Well, Kirk, I'm not sure if you want to know or not, but since you asked, there's a morbidly obese drug dealer named "Porky" in Dopefiend who has women put on sex shows with his German shepherds when they want heroin and they don't have any money. Later in the book, Porky's woman Smokey starts noticing how "freaky" the dogs are starting to get for the ladies in general and she thinks that she might have to put them down.

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message 17: by Kirk
04/08/2008 07:33AM

667059 Yowza---but I gotta love a book with characters named Porky and Smokey. One more for the to-read list. I'm trying to get through Bloch's Shooting Star right now, but it's not captivating me.

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message 18: by Addled
04/16/2008 05:03AM

Nophoto-u-25x33 "there's a morbidly obese drug dealer named "Porky" in Dopefiend who has women put on sex shows with his German shepherds when they want heroin and they don't have any money."

Holy crap... when I read this I kept thinking to myself "Why do the German Shepherds want heroin and of course they won't have any money... they're dogs"

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