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Unicorns I Have Known by Robert Vavra
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Dec 22, 15

it was amazing
bookshelves: aaaahhrrrtt, favorites, i-am-a-girl, buy-for-me-thanks

when i was little, i loved this book. i never owned it, but i would always go visit it in the bookstore. such a pink little girl i was, and baby look at me now...
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message 2: by Greg (new)

Greg Do you remember if this unicorn was in the book? What great tattoos are on that page

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karen no!! i dont remember ever visiting this one!

message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

I posted one of those tattoos on my friend's profile and now I'm famous. Thanks, karen.

message 5: by Greg (new)

Greg do you think the unicorn is friends with the non-maimed one on his back? what did the other children do to deserve being killed by the unicorn? this would be a good children's book, one I'd like to read in class.

message 6: by Greg (new)

Greg This might be my favorite. I didn't notice at first that it was on some nazi's ass.

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message 7: by karen (last edited Jun 23, 2009 08:54PM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

karen i still like the penis-horn one best...

and very glad to help make you popular!! unicorns are good for that...

message 8: by Greg (new)

Greg and for supporting white pride and stomping on babies

karen is that one unicorn jizzing a cupcake??

message 10: by Greg (new)

Greg 4 u karen!!!

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karen hahaha no the other one.... with the cupcake under his unicorn-parts...

message 12: by Greg (new)

Greg I think it's jizzing a rainbow, that magically makes cupcakes. how could a unicorn jizz a cupcake? duh.

karen haahahah true enough. i dont know what unicorns jizz because i never did get this book. maybe i should get a tattoo instead?

message 14: by Greg (new)

Greg the one with the penis on his head, if only virgins can see a unicorn, then does he disappear soon after a virgin sees him?

karen only if she has sex with its head. virgins can look at penises...im not sure if they can have sex with unicorns though...

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uhhhhh. yeaaaa.

cupcake made out of rainbow unicorn jizz. i like the sound of that.

message 17: by Jen (new)

Jen I dunno. The unicorn that is named Shannon Renee isn't too bad. I mean, if I was Shannon Renee I wouldn't be, like, insulted or anything.

Unicorn charging through the hairy beast man we'll call Esau should get props. It must be hard to be a tattoo artist when you are working with that kind of body backdrop.

message 18: by Susie (new)

Susie ew. this is disgusting.

karen its magical. not disgusting.

message 20: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! karen wrote: "its magical. not disgusting."


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