I want to write the opposite of this book or an alternative to this book or a thousand alternatives to this book: A thousand places to avoid before you die or a thousand places to die at or a thousand middle of the road, boring, corporate, manufactured experiences, exercises in tedium to have before you die or a thousand places to have sex in public before you die or a thousand places to shoplift from before you die or a thousand books to burn before you die or a thousand pages of unremarkable material to read before you die or a thousand places to have your picture taken in front of before you die or a thousand moments of boredom and filth to contemplate before you die or a thousand people you should meet before you die ...