Kevin's review
You Suck: A Love Story
by Christopher Moore
Kevin's review
You Suck: A Love Story by Christopher Moore
Kevin's review
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A female vampire knows when she's found a good man. If a guy is willing to perform all your responsibilities that must be done in daylight, have sex with you on a regular basis, fight off an evil 800-year-old vampire on your behalf, and still look past the fact that you are a vampire... yep, he's a keeper. To reward her minion and lover for his weeks of loyal service and ensure that they can be together forever, Jodi Stroud turns C. Thomas Flood into a vampire.
And to think, just mere weeks before, he was a corn-fed Indiana boy dreaming of making it in the big city as a writer. How fortunes change.
The downside to this transformation is that they both now need a new minion and a new place to live. And another downside is that now that he's been changed, all of Tommy's old friends at the Marina Safeway, led by a blue-skinned Las Vegas prostitute named, appropriately, "Blue," are out to get him. Oh yeah, and now they're both being hunted by other vampires and the SFPD as ...more
And to think, just mere weeks before, he was a corn-fed Indiana boy dreaming of making it in the big city as a writer. How fortunes change.
The downside to this transformation is that they both now need a new minion and a new place to live. And another downside is that now that he's been changed, all of Tommy's old friends at the Marina Safeway, led by a blue-skinned Las Vegas prostitute named, appropriately, "Blue," are out to get him. Oh yeah, and now they're both being hunted by other vampires and the SFPD as ...more
