This book had me LMAO and yes, that is the title and it's a #1 NY Times Bestseller! Here are my fav quotes:
ON MY BLOODY NOSE
What happened? Did somebody punch you in the face?!... The what? The air is dry? Do me a favor and tell people you got punched in the face.
ON THE MEDICINAL EFFECT OF BACON
You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.
This book is ridiculously funny and had me chuckling out loud all day. I also got it for my dad for his birthday and this book almost makes him seem normal.