Fast paced, action packed and snort-out-loud funny…

…probably the funniest adult novel I’ve read—ever!

Mallory Caine, attorney-at-law, woke up in the morgue—as a zombie. Now she just has to keep her skin from falling off, figure out whose mind-controlling voice is in her head, stop the sword-wielding nutjob who has her in his sights, and avoid eternity in hell. Oh, and then there’s the little challenge of procuring an occasional cranium of brain soup. Ivy League educated, please.

Neither Zombie Legal Thriller nor Horror does justice in describing this book. Sure, it’s chock-full of all manner of creatures of the night, centers on crime and corruption, and there are some descriptive passages (though IMO none are gratuitous or… overkill) but it’s the delightfully-unabashed, twisted sense of humor that makes PAY ME IN FLESH a total stand-out and an unputdownable read. Highly recommended.

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