Also, I tried to hide, the way I might've if I'd been reading Danielle Steele standing up in the library, although this book is by no means Danielle Steele, not even close. Read it, though, and you'll see what I mean. You'll be a little bit ashamed of liking it as much as you do. It's stark, beautiful, literary smut. [UM, P.S., The title is THE SEAL WIFE and I'm not sure why GoodReads insists on calling it SEAL WIFE POSTER but the only other option was SEAL WIFE DUMPBIN and I don't know what a dumpbin is but it sounds too dirty, even for this book.]