David, David, David... you naughty little cheeky monkey. You've been bad...

Go to my room!

Alright, so... I don't quite understand if the author is a 16 year old girl, if she's PRETENDING to be a 16 year old girl, OR if she's just making use of some sarcastic humour in her writing.

If it's the last, then this book is awesome and I'm highly entertained.

If it's either of the first two, this is the most horribly written book ever and I'm highly entertained.

David Beckham. Hot guy, fellow OCDer, and amazing footballer. Le Meow Meow!

Sexy pictures of Becks included.

Some of my favourite excerpts:

"If you were to make up all the ingredients for a role model for today, you would come up with David Beckham - and no one would believe that one man could be so perfect. Also, he was a pretty good footballer."

"...the only time David had been naughty in childhood was over a fashion statement."

"They are Prince Charles and Princess Diana, except with a happy ending."

"'He walks around the kitchen saying, "I'm a gay icon, I'm a gay icon," and when I try to say, "So am I," he just goes, "But they love me, you've got nothing on me, baby."'"

Oh yes. Trashy McTrash to the max and I luuuuurved it.