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Vampire Academy by Michelle Rowen
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This book is shit. You fucking call this "The Ultimate Guide?", motherfucker please. It's basically a written masturbatory piece over Rose/Dimitri with shit that we already know about other fucking characters and tries to justify the cheating in the books by making them look all preshious~~~ and angelic~~~ Did I also mention how amazing Dimitri and Rose are?? And how awesome they are, soaking in eachother's awesomeness? OMFGz!!!111



It's so shit, it made my chemistry textbook look like porn.

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I shall read this because if it includes profiles for Adrian, Lissa, Christian and Avery then I shall enoy it because they were the only characters I care about, the rest can get their irrelevant asses off. Also, I want to draw on Rose and Dimitri's faces or rip out their pages and stick it on a dartboard. It'll help me aim! :) Or put a pedobear stamp of approval on Dimitri's face.
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Nishtha lol that some strong hatred towards Rose and Dimitri.


♔ Leah. Love_va wrote: "lol that some strong hatred towards Rose and Dimitri."

LOL, sorry I just hated them in the last 3 books. If anything, I cannot stand annoying characters that act self righteous.

No offense to you. :)


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Christine Yes! Adrian! :) <3


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Leigh BOO!


♔ Leah. Go boo yourself, you obnoxious twat.


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Elena ♔ Leah. wrote: "Go boo yourself, you obnoxious twat. " LOL


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Ugh, Alice and I read this last night. I think the worst part had to be the question about the Dimitri/Rose/Adrian love triangle, and her answer to it. It was clear where the bias was.


Alice It's basically a written masturbatory piece over Rose/Dimitri

*laughs* Are you surprised? When is it not that?

Love the Kanye gif.


♔ Leah. Dimitri (aside from when he’s passing time as an evil vampire) shines as the choice for those who love strong, dependable men. You know he’s always going to be around for Rose, and he dominates any situation he walks into.

This strikes me off as so fucking sexist, I can't even.

And dis bitch is all about strong female characters. GTFO.


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♔ Leah. wrote: "Dimitri (aside from when he’s passing time as an evil vampire) shines as the choice for those who love strong, dependable men. You know he’s always going to be around for Rose, and he dominates any..."

Alice and I are online, come on bb!


message 11: by ♔ Leah. (last edited Jan 14, 2012 10:52AM) (new) - rated it 1 star

♔ Leah. One of my most memorable moments as a writer was being contacted by a reader from Saudi Arabia who was happy to see someone of Middle Eastern descent on the side of the good guys. This comment meant so much to me, especially because despite all his layers of intrigue and questionable motives, we never doubt that Abe has a heart of gold.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! As a person of a middle-eastern descent, I find it incredibly offensive that he is portrayed as a mobster. Just WTF?!?!!


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Jayde ^At first I thought it was strange that this reader focused on Abe being of middle eastern descent, and not Rose. Then I remembered how terrible Rose was by the end of the series, so it makes sense that a person wouldn't want to associate themselves with her!


♔ Leah. Right? I don't see the constant gushing about how Rose's character is amazing, and I think anyone who is female wouldn't want to look up to her.


Kelly WOW! You do realize they're fictional characters right?! Here's a thought, don't read a series if the main character makes you so upset. Or ya know, dont buy the Ultimate Guide to the series maybe..hmmm?


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Angela well now I absolutely need to read it just to see how crappy it really is :-)


message 16: by ♔ Leah. (last edited May 28, 2013 04:20AM) (new) - rated it 1 star

♔ Leah. Kelly wrote: "WOW! You do realize they're fictional characters right?! Here's a thought, don't read a series if the main character makes you so upset. Or ya know, dont buy the Ultimate Guide to the series maybe...."

No actually it didn't cross my mind that they were fictional characters, I thought they were very important figures during the French revolution(!) Yes, I do know that they are fictional, but its also my right as a human being to voice my opinion on how pathetically developed their characters and also, not everyone reads for the main character, you moron. Someone's clearly living vicariously through Rose as displayed by your display picture

Oh and sweetheart, I didn't buy the guide, have to give credit online piracy <33333 You really think I'd give money for this shitstain?

Here's a thought, if you don't like negative reviews, don't read them. Thank you so much for giving valuable time into reading my review AND commenting. You clearly do care <333333


Forgot how many morons there are on this site.

Oh, and btw, if you're giving me advice- follow your own first, okay?


♔ Leah. Angela wrote: "well now I absolutely need to read it just to see how crappy it really is :-)"

I would normally condone it for the LULZ, but Angela - this is terrible! And I skim read it!


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Keeva umm does anyone not see that the authors,name is wrong? it says michelle rowen not richelle mead???????


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