Haha. Okay, well if you've ever wondered how to tell a vampire off, you just simply look at one and say "Bite yourself!!" lol.

Overall, this is a story for those who find humor in zombies/vampires. I thought it was pretty funny. I especially liked the whole thing about the selfish girl who was always looking out for her prince and wondering how he would find her since she lived such a poor undignified life (she was a truly ungrateful girl too, thinking her parents didn't treat her good enough), and after her ridiculous reaction to the zombie, she falls off a cliff and goes splat on the rocks...Then at the end of the story, Prince Dashing shows up wishing he could find a simple poor girl to love. Mhmm. There's some deep hidden meaning in that I think.