Jenn's review
Beach Road
by James Patterson, Peter de Jonge
Jenn's review
Beach Road by James Patterson, Peter de Jonge
Jenn's review
rating:
bookshelves:
crap
recommended for: dummies
This book totally rules...
much the way it rules when you are in the mood to channel surf and you happen upon a special presentation of some crappy lawyer drama from the late 90's and you go "sweet...there goes the next two hours...brain? off."
I couldn't help cracking up at James Patterson's writing. So many shout-outs! He is so hip and now! Williamsburg junkies in vintage sneakers! Parties at Steven Spielberg's house! Sudden, random and completely out of place raunchy sex stuff!
All in all it's a lazy, cheap, predictable piece of tripe. Exactly what I needed on a relaxing Saturday afternoon. Thanks, James! Oh yeah and the other guy too. Thanks, other guy.
much the way it rules when you are in the mood to channel surf and you happen upon a special presentation of some crappy lawyer drama from the late 90's and you go "sweet...there goes the next two hours...brain? off."
I couldn't help cracking up at James Patterson's writing. So many shout-outs! He is so hip and now! Williamsburg junkies in vintage sneakers! Parties at Steven Spielberg's house! Sudden, random and completely out of place raunchy sex stuff!
All in all it's a lazy, cheap, predictable piece of tripe. Exactly what I needed on a relaxing Saturday afternoon. Thanks, James! Oh yeah and the other guy too. Thanks, other guy.
