Amanda Westmont's Reviews > Horoscopes for the Dead
Horoscopes for the Dead
by Billy Collins
by Billy Collins
Amanda Westmont's review
bookshelves: recommended
Apr 30, 11
bookshelves: recommended
Read from April 27 to 30, 2011 — I own a copy, read count: 1
I dislike poetry as a rule - it usually feels so written, like it's trying too hard. But everything Collins writes is magic. I wish I could try on his brain for a day just to see the world in his vocabulary.
My favorite poem in Horoscopes for the Dead was this one, called, What She Said:
When he told me he expected me to pay for dinner,
I was like give me a break.
I was not the exact equivalent of give me a break.
I was just similar to give me a break.
As I said, I was like give me a break.
I would love to tell you
how I was able to resemble give me a break
without actually being identical to give me a break,
but all I can say is that I sensed
a similarity between me and give me a break.
And that was close enough
at that point in the evening
even if it meant I would fall short
of standing up from the table and screaming
give me a break,
for God's sake will you please give me a break?!
No, for that moment
with the rain streaking the restaurant windows
and the waiter approaching,
I felt the most I could be was like
to a certain degree
give me a break.
My favorite poem in Horoscopes for the Dead was this one, called, What She Said:
When he told me he expected me to pay for dinner,
I was like give me a break.
I was not the exact equivalent of give me a break.
I was just similar to give me a break.
As I said, I was like give me a break.
I would love to tell you
how I was able to resemble give me a break
without actually being identical to give me a break,
but all I can say is that I sensed
a similarity between me and give me a break.
And that was close enough
at that point in the evening
even if it meant I would fall short
of standing up from the table and screaming
give me a break,
for God's sake will you please give me a break?!
No, for that moment
with the rain streaking the restaurant windows
and the waiter approaching,
I felt the most I could be was like
to a certain degree
give me a break.
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