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The Healthy Home by Myron Wentz
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Apr 13, 2011

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The Healthy Home

Beware the cordless phone, my friend,
the microwave, the Internet.
Beware the baby monitor,
that fluoride toothpaste, minty breath.

Just take The Healthy Home in hand
and cast out fruit juice, nonstick pans.
Shun soda, night lights. Save
your glands by going braless. Ban

all use of lavender for vinegar
is magic juice. Though vorpal
blade won't ever thwack
the common cold, cholesterol,

the Wentzes are such beamish
men, you'll trust their worries even
when they damn vaccines--for
you love babies just like them.

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