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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (Tucker Max, #1)
by Tucker Max
by Tucker Max
Sean's review
bookshelves: socio-cultural
Feb 21, 08
bookshelves: socio-cultural
Recommended for:
troglodytes with impaired imagination
Read in February, 2008
"My name is Tucker Max and I'm an asshole.." Mate, your name is "Tucker" and you attended law school, so the second half of that sentence seems redundant to me.
The humor here seems to be the continuation of a long line of misogynist, sometimes crypto-racist, mostly Caucasian males: Andrew 'Dice' Clay, Howard Stern, Morton Downey Jr., "Animal House" (while funny, did spotlight frat-boy antics), Frank Zappa's more misogynist moments (think "Dinah-Moe-Hum" and "Jewish Princess") and on and on. In the 90s, Max's type were labelled "mooks"--beer guzzling, baseball cap-wearing, aggressive & obnoxious. He seems to be a curious mutation, though--the upper-class mook..he's still a knuckle-dragger, but he's read a few books, instead of treating them like Kryptonite.
He "disregards social norms"...by drinking alcohol, a legal drug--usually in bars or restaurants, where it's legally acceptable to do so. Get this, he copulates....with WOMEN, no less. This critter is off the f**kin' CHAIN! He's had sex with multiple partners..oh man, where *will* his rebellion stop?! When he drinks too much alcohol, he vomits--that's just insane! He has a crowd of sycophantic gits with names like BrownHole, Mudskipper and LungFish (O.K., I made up the last two - but you get the idea), who follow him around, laugh at his lame jokes and attempt to bask in the glory of "the Tucker".
Seriously, I just didn't find any of it that funny--I know people keep going on about how hilarious this bloke is, but maybe I just don't "get" frat-boy humor. I mean, the type of wit we're dealing with here is stuff like: "I was about to have buttsex, known in the biz as 'anal'..." Oh really? I thought it was called "tromboning"--thanks for clearing that up for me. He makes fun of an Asian girl's speech and actually types "Rike" for "like". He insults a pot-smoker by telling them they "smell like patchouli and bong-water"--my sides are splitting. I can get low-brow as much as the next guy or gal, as long as it delivers the funny--Max doesn't deliver at all, he doesn't even get close. Also, he likes to refer to himself in the third person quite a bit, which does my head in, especially when bad writers do it.
Anyway, I've wasted enough time and effort on reviewing this mediocrity. Since I don't believe in "Hell"--'The Tucker's penance can be to plant trees to replace every scrap of paper used to print his "book", while being fellated by an ill-tempered badger.
1/2 a star and a "W" rating (for Wwwwwwwwwwanker)
The humor here seems to be the continuation of a long line of misogynist, sometimes crypto-racist, mostly Caucasian males: Andrew 'Dice' Clay, Howard Stern, Morton Downey Jr., "Animal House" (while funny, did spotlight frat-boy antics), Frank Zappa's more misogynist moments (think "Dinah-Moe-Hum" and "Jewish Princess") and on and on. In the 90s, Max's type were labelled "mooks"--beer guzzling, baseball cap-wearing, aggressive & obnoxious. He seems to be a curious mutation, though--the upper-class mook..he's still a knuckle-dragger, but he's read a few books, instead of treating them like Kryptonite.
He "disregards social norms"...by drinking alcohol, a legal drug--usually in bars or restaurants, where it's legally acceptable to do so. Get this, he copulates....with WOMEN, no less. This critter is off the f**kin' CHAIN! He's had sex with multiple partners..oh man, where *will* his rebellion stop?! When he drinks too much alcohol, he vomits--that's just insane! He has a crowd of sycophantic gits with names like BrownHole, Mudskipper and LungFish (O.K., I made up the last two - but you get the idea), who follow him around, laugh at his lame jokes and attempt to bask in the glory of "the Tucker".
Seriously, I just didn't find any of it that funny--I know people keep going on about how hilarious this bloke is, but maybe I just don't "get" frat-boy humor. I mean, the type of wit we're dealing with here is stuff like: "I was about to have buttsex, known in the biz as 'anal'..." Oh really? I thought it was called "tromboning"--thanks for clearing that up for me. He makes fun of an Asian girl's speech and actually types "Rike" for "like". He insults a pot-smoker by telling them they "smell like patchouli and bong-water"--my sides are splitting. I can get low-brow as much as the next guy or gal, as long as it delivers the funny--Max doesn't deliver at all, he doesn't even get close. Also, he likes to refer to himself in the third person quite a bit, which does my head in, especially when bad writers do it.
Anyway, I've wasted enough time and effort on reviewing this mediocrity. Since I don't believe in "Hell"--'The Tucker's penance can be to plant trees to replace every scrap of paper used to print his "book", while being fellated by an ill-tempered badger.
1/2 a star and a "W" rating (for Wwwwwwwwwwanker)
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I guess I don't need to write a review. You have said everything I was thinking after finishing this book. I am quite surprised I was able to finish it. It stopped being funny after the cover.
haha, I read Tuckers book and quite liked it. But your review is really funny, you should write a book to rival Tuckers.
Hi Angie - I know. For added punishment, I read some of the stories on his blog, too. Dearie me.Silke: Heh heh - thanks, either that or therapy. :)
This book was awesome...all u guys must have been losers in high school And college and had no fun...cause did stuff like this all the time..
'Course you did, sunshine, 'course you did. I know, if only I'd worked on my rapey, sex-pest skillz, I woulda had so much more "fun". If being a 'loser' means not ending up on a sex-offender list, well I guess I'm a loser. I can live with that.
great review. i love how the only negative comment towards your opinion was one that was horribly butchered and embarrassing on behalf of the poster. just another great reminder why i wouldn't associate myself with anyone (& yes this is extreme) that would cradle this book in an adoringly, inspirational manner. cheers!
Thanks Katja! Yeah, I know - it seems a lot a semi-literate types love "The Tucker". Guess there's a lot of inferiority complexes going around. I read an article the other day about the guy who started the 'Girls Gone Wild' franchise. He's another creep.
I think your review is freaking hilarious. That being said, that fact that you hated this book probably means I would agree! I thought this would be a quick fun read, but it sounds like it would just annoy me. Thanks so much for the great review!! I definitely won't waste my time on this book!
Hi Suzanne - thanks for your compliment. By all means, check it out, I don't want to ultimately put anyone off. I reckon 'The Tucker' does that mostly all by himself. ;-)







Your review made mine look like the scribblings of a toddler on a Burger King placemat.