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Bridget Jones's Diary by Helen Fielding
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Helen Fielding
“I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomanics, chauvists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts.”
Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary

Helen Fielding
“Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important, will find sensible boyfriend to go out with and not continue to form romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobic's, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts. And especially will not fantasize about a particular person who embodies all these things”
Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary

Helen Fielding
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.”
Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary

Helen Fielding
“Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.”
Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary

Helen Fielding
“When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you see or do reminds you of them, the worst is the thought that they tried you out and, in the end, the whole sum of parts adds up to you got stamped REJECT by the one you love. How can you not be left with the personal confidence of a passed over British Rail sandwich?”
Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary

Helen Fielding
“Emotional fuckwittage”
Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary

Helen Fielding
“I'm no good at anything. Not men. Not social skills. Not work. Nothing.”
Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary

Helen Fielding
“That is such crap. How dare you be so fraudulently flirtatious, cowardly and dysfunctional? I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye.”
Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary

Helen Fielding
“I will not get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen.”
Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary


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