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Winnie-the-Pooh by A.A. Milne

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Mar 22, 11

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Winnie-the-Pooh, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Win-knee-the-Pooh: the tip of the lip taking a trip of three steps down the palate to return at four to kiss : Pooh. He was Pooh, plain Pooh, in the morning, standing eighteen inches in one sock. He was that scruffy old bear at school. He was Mr Winnie Pooh on the dotted line. But in my arms he was always Bear.

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message 1: by Paquita Maria (new)

Paquita Maria Sanchez Just yes.


message 2: by Megan (new)

Megan I actually lol'ed.


message 3: by Jimmy (new)

Jimmy very cool


Koeeoaddi Okay, I honestly laughed out loud and startled my dog. But 2 stars, Mr. B? Next you'll be dissing The Little Prince.

(oh wait...)


Joel i can't see giving pooh two stars and wouldn't mind elaboration, but i like your review anyway.


message 6: by Whitaker (new)

Whitaker Ooof. That should be up there in the "tonstant weader frowwed up" hall of fame. :-)


Manny I am still giggling helplessly. What an excellent idea!


message 8: by Ian (new)

Ian Graye Did Winnie have a precursor?
He did, indeed he did.
In point of fact, there might have been no Winnie at all had Paul not loved, one summer, a certain initial Teddy Bear-child.
In Sussex. A princedom by the sea.
Oh when?
About as many years before Winnie was born as Paul's age was that summer.
So how old was Paul that summer?


notgettingenough I am so ignorant, Paul. I read your review and I confess it totally irritated me. But I've just had it explained to me, what it is. And that's reminded me that I stood in a bookshop the other day reading the first paragraph of Lolita, never having done so before. And it irritated me sufficiently that I thought I'd better not buy it.

So, you've succeeded on two counts. Firstly well done in irritating me by writing a parody of something that irritated me. Secondly I can see now that it's really funny too.


notgettingenough PS: it isn't entirely clear to me, however, that this shouldn't be a review of Lolita rather than Winnie. I kind of like the idea that the central character in Lolita is into blowup bestiality. IS there such a thing? Are there plastic blowup animals out there complete with working sex parts?

Okay. I've asked the question, but I don't really want to know the answer.


notgettingenough PS: Manny, that is particularly directed at you. Yesterday on goodreads you said you weren't to be distracted from writing a paper. So absolutely no surfing the internet for an answer to my question.


notgettingenough PPS: In fact, don't even read this comment thread. Stop about four comments ago.


message 13: by Ian (new)

Ian Graye notgettingenough wrote: "PPS: In fact, don't even read this comment thread. Stop about four comments ago."
Hi, NGE, the book is more about playfulness than it is about sex.
If you can fight your way through the sex at the beginning, you might start to enjoy the playfulness of Nabokov, if not necessarily Humbert.
I think I felt sorry for Humbert when I first read it.
Paul's playfulness is up there with Nabokov's.
For both of them, it could have been about sex, or it could have been about bears, or it could have been about gardening.
It's not intended to be irritating, it's intended to be playful.
All work and no play makes all of us dull boys and girls.
Don't try reading Lolita with Death in Venice.


message 14: by Velvetink (last edited Mar 23, 2011 05:46am) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Velvetink hummm; teddy bears getting dirty get sent into a spin

http://www.gettyimages.com.au/detail/...


Manny Velvetink wrote: "hummm; teddy bears getting dirty get sent into a spin"

Pooh and sex... somehow an irresistible combination. For example, look at my review of The House at Pooh Corner. Or rather, no, no, don't!


message 16: by Ian (new)

Ian Tregillis This review is sheer genius. Like^10.


message 17: by Donna (new)

Donna Ian Graye wrote--"I think I felt sorry for Humbert when I first read it."
I felt that way. And back then, a road trip like that was all bad coffee. Silly old bear!


message 18: by Ian (new)

Ian Graye There is an interesting article about the maths problem Humbert poses here:
http://www.charlespetzold.com/blog/20...
If there's anything better than pooh and sex, it might just be sex and maths.


message 19: by Manny (last edited Mar 23, 2011 02:31pm) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Manny Ian wrote: "If there's anything better than pooh and sex, it might just be sex and maths. "

Sex is more fun than logic. This cannot be proved; it IS, in the same sense that Mount Everest is.


message 20: by Ian (new)

Ian Graye I love the fact that his ultimate negation of an argument is that it is "crap", so we come back to "pooh" after all.
Unless he's fallen victim to a logical phallacy.


message 21: by Kelly (last edited Apr 15, 2011 05:27pm) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Kelly You're lucky this was funny. I'd be so P.O right now. *Tries to hold back laughter* *fails*


message 22: by Paul (new) - rated it 2 stars

Paul I daren't comment on this review.


message 23: by David (new) - rated it 1 star

David Well, I liked it. Even if that second star is clearly awarded just out of charity.


message 24: by Ronyell (new)

Ronyell LOL! This is so funny!!


message 25: by Scribble (new)

Scribble Orca I get it. I just don't think it's one of your funniest ones, PB. Your Murakami send-up is the cat's whiskers.


message 26: by Tsveta (new) - added it

Tsveta Haydarova Epic.


message 27: by Nick (new) - added it

Nick Cooper Hahahahhahahahhahh


message 28: by Nick (new) - added it

Nick Cooper This made me laugh hysterically, Paul.


message 29: by Paul (new) - rated it 2 stars

Paul It is usually my aim to make people I will sadly never meet choke over their cups of coffee.


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