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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler
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Jul 16, 2008

really liked it
Read in July, 2008

So funny. Here's a sample:

"I rolled over and picked up Us Weekly magazine off the floor. The cover had a picture of Angelina, Brad, and their little Eskimo son, Maddox. I saw staring at the photo, wondering why this little boy looks so pissed off in every picture.

At first I thought he was just pissed about his Mohawk, but then I realized he’s probably furious. Maddox must have thought he hit the jackpot when some A-list celebrity rescued him from third-world Cambodia, only to discover that she was going to shuffle him back and for the to EVERY other third-world country in the universe. He’s probably like, “When the fuck are we gonna get to Malibu, bitch?” (pg. 96)
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message 1: by Julia (new)

Julia B My son Jack had bought this book, so I picked it up to read an excerpt. Hilarious! Couldn't put it down. Julia

suzy Hey girl! I know, hilarious. I especially like how she writes about her childhood, yet as an 8 year old she has this adult perspective. So funny. Her first book is funny too.

Courtney D Rogers I can't wait to read them all. I thought I started with the first one but didn't, So next will be Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

message 4: by Mary (new) - added it

Mary Jane LOL!!!!!

Mary Terry They were passing her book around the office and I thought I loved her talk show so why not? It was a great fun read. She is a real ball breaker. Never takes crap from anyone she doesn't love and over loves the ones she does. Very funny and sicy. I'm getting the others to read.

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