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First Grave on the Right by Darynda Jones
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Darynda Jones
“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”

I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?”

I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

Darynda Jones
“After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"

I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much.”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

Darynda Jones
“I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

Darynda Jones
“I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

Darynda Jones
“That took balls."

"Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

Darynda Jones
“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
- T-shirt”
Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right


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