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Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson
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Brandon Sanderson
“Authors also create lovable, friendly characters, then proceed to do terrible things to them, like throw them in unsightly librarian-controlled dungeons. This makes readers feel hurt and worried for the characters. The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties.”
Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

Brandon Sanderson
“If you don't believe what I'm telling you, then ask yourself this: would any decent, kind-hearted individual become a writer? Of course not.”
Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

Brandon Sanderson
“People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.”
Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians


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