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Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog by Lisa Scottoline
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Feb 17, 11

Read in November, 2010

Oh my gosh. This is so funny. Lisa Scottoline gives her impressions on various subjects. Two of my faavorite quotes are: "I have never been in an accident, if you don't count my two marraiges" and "My mother taught us that if you eat baked beans from a can that has dents, you'll die of botulism. This was before people injected botulism into their faces. Nowadays, the dented can will kill you, but you'll look young."

She refers to her 2 exes as Thing One and Thing Two. She wants to know where the nuclear family went. At one time people had a family dog. Now, we have family dogs. (I also recommend this for dog lovers).
Lisa wonders what came first--the dog or the divorce.

This is a quick read which will make you laugh out loud.

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