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Rules of Attraction by Simone Elkeles

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Jan 18, 11

bookshelves: audiobooks, young-adult-teen, read-in-2011, kcls, i-wouldnt-read-on-the-t, reviewed-2011
Read from January 12 to 18, 2011

This book has a lot of similarities to the first in the series, Perfect Chemistry--at the beginning, it felt like the only difference was that Kiara had a stutter. After finishing it, I still feel it was substantially similar in characters and plot but I don't give a crap. I still really liked it.

In other news, I know some people are fans of the cover art in this series but I think it is pretty mortifying. After Perfect Chemistry's cover, where Alex and Brittney are laying on each other in the cover art, I saw this one and thought, "thank goodness I am not living with my Boston roommates anymore--they made fun of me for reading the other one and this one is even more ridiculous!" Did you see the cover for the third book in the series, Chain Reaction? THEY ARE SHOWERING TOGETHER. I would never read that book on the T. (public transportation) Buuuuut, that brings me to something else.

The sexiness. Whoa, mama. I listened to this one on audiobook and it was pretty hot. I enjoyed the romance aspects of this book more than most of the romances I read. What's that you say? That's kind of gross since I'm 27? Well, FU, I don't care what you say. Also, Carlos sounds hot. Alex was hot, too. It stands to reason that Luis will be hot, too. If there is a shower scene in book three, I am totally there. Oh wait, I was there anyway.

Speaking about sounding hot, it was pretty interesting to hear the shifting first person narration in this novel. I've never encountered this in an audiobook before--when Carlos is narrating, a Mexican (well, I didn't look him up, maybe the voice actor just does an amazing accent) man narrates and every character sounds like they would from Carlos' point of view--so Brittney, the professor, Tuck, and Brandon all have quasi-Mexican accents. And when Brittney narrates, the female voice actor impersonates Carlos and Alex's voices. At first, I felt that it was off-putting but I got used to it over time and I think it actually added to my experience.

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Reading Progress

01/12/2011
15.0%
01/13/2011
40.0% "Carlos is so effing annoying right now. If he were here, I'd punch him in the face. (okay, I wouldn't. I DID listen in torts review today!)"
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Jessica I agree Flann, those Fuentes brothers are damn hot *drools*

As the Resident Cougar I see it as my duty to tell you that you mustn't be ashamed of your feelings and that we welcome you into our circle of lusting old ladies. *hands you your cougar t-shirt*


Flannery I wish we really could have those T-shirts made. I kind of like this one:

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Seriously, though, I felt like I should've poured some cold water on my head at one point.


message 3: by Lyndsey (new)

Lyndsey Ooh, ooh. I want one! *jumps up and down, waving arms*


Jessica Well, I don't see why we can't :)

Yup, I can understand that. I can't wait for the third book to come out. Hopefully it's as good as the other two in the series!


Flannery It'd be pretty funny if we DID have shirts made but then made a long list of YA swoonworthy males for the back.

(then I could wear it to really exciting places like...bed...or maybe the grocery store if I'm feeling saucy)


Jessica Flann, that's a cool idea! I'm serious, I will look into this.

So, who would have to be on the list?

Alex Fuentes
Carlos Fuentes
Jace Wayland
Ash
Peeta
Étienne St. Clair
Nick Ryves
Seth Mortensen
Nash Hudson

Who else?


Flannery Jonah Griggs
Thomas Mackee
Marcus Flutie (before book 4);-)
Dexter Jones
Wes Baker

still thinking...


Jessica Oh no, scratch Seth and Ash. They're too old. It's ok to lust after them :)


Flannery Well it could be a cougar/cradle robber shirt:-)

I was just thinking that a perfect quote for it would be the one that Matthew McConaughey says in Fast Times at Ridgemont High "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Only obviously it would be guys instead of girls. Mmmm, I'm liking this more and more.


Janina Who is Nash? Sorry ... should I know him?

Varen Nethers!

Why can't I think of more??

Well, I really like the cougar shirt idea .... ;P


Jessica Yes, very good! You have to help me here, though. Who are Dexter Jones and Wes Baker? I have to meet them!


Jessica Janina, Nash is from the soul screamer series and he is deeeeelicious ;-)

Yes, Varen!


message 13: by Lyndsey (new)

Lyndsey Uh Harry Potter! Seeeexy!


Jessica Flannery wrote: "Well it could be a cougar/cradle robber shirt:-)

I was just thinking that a perfect quote for it would be the one that Matthew McConaughey says in Fast Times at Ridgemont High "That's what I love..."


LMAO XD That's perfect! Hahahaha!


Janina Hehe, Flannery ;). Yes, a fitting quote.

Btw, totally agree on what you said in your review (to stay on topic ;)). This book is so similar to Perfect Chemistry, but I enjoyed it nevertheless. Also, yes, embarrassing covers. And the titles aren't much better ... ;)


Flannery I just looked and you've read Truth About Forever, Jess! Wait, is Wes over 18? Aw man, he might be 18 or 19. That's still too young:) Dex is the bike riding one from Along for the Ride. I think I always like Sarah Dessen's guys...even if there is no sexy times.


Jessica Oh God, how could I forget about Wes??? And Dex is yummy as well! *shakes head* Just too many underaged boys for me ;-)


Flannery @Janina--thanks for trying to keep me on topic lol. Feel free to ring in on any more hotties you can think of;-) We need to get this idea off the ground!


message 19: by Janina (last edited Jan 19, 2011 01:13am) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Janina Ahh, Flannery, I think the bike-riding one is Eli. He is great and on my list of fictional crushes ;). Dex is the band guy from This Lullaby, but I think we can keep him on nevertheless :D. I love Sarah Dessen's guys as well ...


Flannery Jay Heaton from The Body Finder--remember when those best friends started hooking up?? ;-)


Flannery Eli Stock! You are right, Janina:-) Either way, just tack them on. I am against adding the one from Lock and Key, though. I just didn't swoon over him.


Janina Nah, didn't like him much either. I remember liking the music guy from Just Listen, though, but not enough to remember his name ;).
LOL. There are just too many.


Jessica Nope, the guy from Lock and Key was a lamo. I agree on Jay, Eli and Dex, though. Thanks Janina for clearing that up :)


Flannery Nonsense, there can never be "too many."

*points finger at Janina*

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!


Janina Adam from If I Stay! Hah. I really liked him.


Jessica Yes, Adam is great :)

Hmm, I loved Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but I didn’t lust after them so I guess they do not qualify for this.


Flannery LOL, I was JUST thinking about Percy. I don't know, Jess. Have you seen the movie? He's pretty studly in that.

Also, I was just thinking about Valek--but he is like a geezer compared to what we're talking about now.


Janina Flannery wrote: "Nonsense, there can never be "too many."

*points finger at Janina*

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!"


:P. I just meant that there are too many to remember all their names!

;)


Jessica wrote: "Yes, Adam is great :)

Hmm, I loved Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but I didn’t lust after them so I guess they do not qualify for this."


I didn't like Percy particularly, but I agree on Harry. It would feel kind of weird lusting after him ...


Flannery Oh man, and the one from Not That Kind of Girl. Connor. I'd definitely go to the barn with him.


message 30: by Lyndsey (new)

Lyndsey Percy was pretty cute in the movies! And I don't care if you like the Twilight series or not, but man, Jacob Black is HOT!


Jessica Yeah, feels wrong somehow, right? It's weird, this coming from a cougar but still... ;-)


Janina Isn't Valek rather old? I mean, I'm pretty sure he's older than me - which doesn't really qualify as old, but he would be out of cougar-range.


Jessica ROFL Flann XD Yeah, Percy does look good in that movie...hmm...

Hahaha, Valek is too old!
What’s the guys name from The Dark Devine? Daniel? I liked him...


Flannery No, that's why I said he was a geezer. (an old man) I know he doesn't count...but he's still a stud lol


Janina Is anybody keeping a list ;)?? I think there is a thread over at the corner where we can look for more ideas.

Haven't read the Dark Divine yet. Connor wasn't bad, though, sometimes a bit boring maybe ...


Flannery I'm sure some peeps would like Ty from Stolen to be on the list. Are we including crazy people?


message 37: by Lyndsey (new)

Lyndsey Yes, crazy people can be hotties. Just look at the two of us, Flann. Mwuhahahaha. But he's twenty "something". Do they ever actually say his age?


Flannery Some of that list is OLD people (like our own age? who that heck wants THAT? just kidding:)) But I'll look and pick out the younger ones. So far I see Po, Jace, Kartik, Derek from Awakening, Zane from Pretties


Jessica Flannery wrote: "I'm sure some peeps would like Ty from Stolen to be on the list. Are we including crazy people?"

As long as they're hot I think we should add them to our list :)


message 40: by Flannery (last edited Jan 19, 2011 01:32am) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Flannery Oh riiiight, I forgot Ty was in his twenties. Damn.

We need other people to wake up and comment on this thread!


Flannery I don't really want Sam Roth from Shiver to read me poetry but I bet a lot of other people do...


message 42: by Lyndsey (new)

Lyndsey Here let me try: WAAAAAAAAKE UP, GOODREADERS OF THE WORLD!!!!

Did it work?


message 43: by Lyndsey (new)

Lyndsey I was just about to say what's that guy from Shiver, Sam's last name... Mind reader.


Jessica You are right Janina! There is a thread over at the corner.

Flann, maybe we should add a geezer list, too. At the bottom in very tiny print :)


message 45: by Lyndsey (new)

Lyndsey Oooooh, Jericho Barrons!!! For the geezer list, obviously.


message 46: by Flannery (last edited Jan 19, 2011 01:38am) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Flannery Nope, it didn't work Lynds.

@ all of you, I just found this site and it looks like it might not be that hard to design online??
http://www.uberprints.com/studio/


Janina LOL. Okay, to stay updated: Here is a list of the cougar-worthy guys ...

Alex Fuentes
Carlos Fuentes
Jace Wayland
Ash (How old is he? No idea. ANd I don't like him particularly ;).)
Peeta Mellark
Étienne St. Clair
Nick Ryves
Nash Hudson
Jonah Griggs
Thomas Mackee
Marcus Flutie
Dexter Jones
Wes Baker
Varen Nethers
Jay Heaton
Eli Stock
Adam
Connor
Po (does he even have a last name?)
Derek
Kartik
Zane

The last few are still missing their last names. I'm really bad at remembering last names, sorry. Also, can you tell I'm a list fan? ;)


message 48: by Kat Kennedy (new)

Kat Kennedy If you do a shirt for older males from the UF/PNR section then I SERIOUSLY have some suggestions.


message 49: by Lyndsey (new)

Lyndsey Who is Po, anyway?


message 50: by Flannery (last edited Jan 19, 2011 01:47am) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Flannery @ L, Graceling

@Janina, LOL, I don't think Kartik, Po, OR Zane have last names...do they? Connor Hughes. Derek Souza. I can't find Adam's readily.

@Kat--if we did adult males, we couldn't be cougars! ;-) But I would have so many, yum!


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