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Bloodfever by Karen Marie Moning

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Jan 12, 11

bookshelves: about-faerie-fey-folk, genre-urban-fantasy, reviewed-5-stars, reviewed-2011
Read from January 08 to 11, 2011

Possible minor spoilers if you haven't read the first book and if any of my random ramblings turn out to be true...

At the beginning of the book, we join Mac just after she finds out that she was adopted. Immediately, she begins to act like her parents just dropped off the face of the earth, and she starts referring to her sister as her only real family. Her attitude instantly turned ungrateful. Yes, she was just being a drama queen, but I know for a fact that you can love someone who isn't related to you just as much as someone who is. The fact that she is not technically related to them doesn't mean that they are no longer her family. That's really my only gripe about Mac in this book. I still think she kicks ass, just give your parents some credit! She actually had the guts to say "He was lucky I was even calling him Dad at all!" Really? At least she recanted it fairly quickly when he shows up all worried about her. After that, she seems mostly back to normal with them again.

I'm starting to feel bad for Mac, though. I mean she's been mystically undressed and nearly performing involuntary sex acts in public (who hasn't?), rape-kissed by a drunken Irish man (uh, ditto), hit on by two seemingly normal history nerds (I persist, who hasn't?) and she's also teased inexorably, and now kissed and dry-humped, by the hot man she spends 90% of her time with (who wouldn't want to be?) yet she STILL isn't getting any.

I'll warn you now that when i start to think about Jericho, my mind goes into a mixed state of paranoia and reckless abandon. It's no secret how I feel about Barron's name. But the way I feel in general about Jericho Zigor Barrons, or as I like to call him, J-Ziggy, is best summed up with this redonkulously articulate rant: love love loooooove adore gaaaaawd hellaluyah ahgagwhjrhfjfjkd mothreffenyes ahhhhhhhh!! !#%@?!/%#+!)$: *confetti popping out of head*

Barrons is standoff-ish, confident and snarky, yet endlessly intriguing. He is the kind of guy who can make you feel everything and nothing at the same damn time. Not to mention, he likes to chain up women while they are wearing skimpy bikinis. Cough*jabbathehutt*Cough. Except, I probably wouldn't mind being chained up by him. Barrons, I mean, not Jabba. Obviously.

Oh shiz! Why does Barrons have chains readily available in his basement???? For chaining up people as he feeds on them? For chaining up the Seelie? What-the-fa??? Fuuuuuudgin Fudge! He's Unseelie, isn't he?!?! It's a rhetorical question! Dang it! I don't want to know, wait, yeah I do. No. No, I don't.

Yeah, I'm going crazy and I tried to warn you. Uh. Now I'm freaked out. Anyway, sooooo, I was thinking about who could pull off playing him in a movie. It would have to be someone very good with the eyes. Jeric-- er, Barrons uses a lot of non-verbal communication, which I find very sexy. So it would have to be someone like Ian Somerhalder AKA 'Smolder'holder. He is really very good with the "looks" but I'm not sure he could pull off the really long hair that Barrons has. And he's awfully pale, so not necessarily him. Ideas, anyone? Ah who cares, I just wanted to think about him. *sigh*

I also have to give a big "hell yeah" to Mac for not caving to the demands of any of the several groups of people vying for her servitude. She refuses to take the easy way out and be ordered around blindly for each one's "higher" purpose. Not even with Barrons. Proudly and unbiasedly, she chooses her own higher purpose, and I have to applaud her for that. Like she herself says, she is no one's puppet, which cannot be said for many heroes or heroines in fantasy novels. Normally, someone discovers them, tells them about their abilities, teaches them to harness their powers, and then tells them exactly what to do with them. She does her best to not let that happen and chooses what she thinks is best, not what the others tell her is.

The author's knack for introducing small amounts of information at a time, interspersed amongst the action, leads to a captivating experience. Too much information is never given up. We the readers, like Mac, have to earn the privilege of learning more about this strange world. There are no info-dumps in this series. And I appreciate it.

In short, I loved it. And Eeeep! There's the next one sitting on my shelf!! This one ends on a bit of a cliffhanger, so I think I have to go now... Can't wait to get back to Barrons. *sigh*

My review for the first book, Darkfever. Spoiler FREE.

For the third book, Faefever. Spoiler FREE.

The fourth book, Dreamfever. Spoiler FREE.

The fifth and final book, Shadowfever. Spoiler alert!!!

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Reading Progress

01/08/2011 page 32
10.0% "I think Jericho Barrons is so full of shiznit. He wants the Sinsar Dudh because he collects books??? Sure, and I want to get a hold of Jericho Barrons just to display him on my bookshelf! :) Hmmm, I bet he's got a nice petunia..." 5 comments

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Elena R a.k.a. Lunies R No wonder why you asked me if I were reading this series. Der.. You're reading it. Lol!


Lyndsey Yeah and there's a character who says "fecking" so I thought maybe. A lot of people are reading them because the new one is coming out on the 18th, I think. Oh and the main character uses "petunia" instead of ass. Hahahhahah.


Elena R a.k.a. Lunies R Oh Wow! Ahaha... I don't know what to say. Petunia is too effen weird! I'll stick to arse or just plain out ass. Ahaha...

Is this series good at all? I had a friend who read it and enjoyed it. But I can't seem to pick them up and read them.


Lyndsey Oh yeah. I like it alot so far and from what I hear, it gets way better. It's about supernatural creature slaying, so hell yeah to that! And the love interest is hot AND mysterious. Imagine that!


Elena R a.k.a. Lunies R Sounds feckin Awesome! Lol!

Now, I just gotta have the courage to pick it up and read it. Ahahaha.....


Flannery Don't kid yourself--we all know you are hot for Jabba the Hutt. I mean, look at him:
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Tatiana So, are you going to tell us what you really think about Barrons?:)


Jillian -always aspiring- This review made me smile and giggle. You summed up EXACTLY how we all feel about Jericho Zigor Barrons. xD


Lyndsey Man I saw that picture of Jabba just now, I felt compelled to put on a metal bikini, ball and chain and dance around my living room! Whew! Now I'm tired. *passes out*


Flannery That's my typical Saturday night.


Kiiiidding:) I'm jealous you are ahead of me now in this series. You just wait till February 24th! I will go crazy! (This past week was a fluke--now I am behind in my actual work and I have to catch up. Blah)


Lyndsey What's February 24th??


Flannery I'm taking the bar exam on the 22/23/24 and then I'll be donezo.


Lyndsey Paaaartay!! Hey are your notifications screwed up? Or is that just me... I didn't get any for the comments on this review but it says "you are following this discussion".


Flannery Yeah, mine are totally screwed right now. I just this second got a notification for Tatiana's comment on this review so maybe it is half an hour behind? I bet it's because it is 1/1/11. *goes to write in conspiracy theory notebook*


Lyndsey GASP! You have one too? Lol. I'm gonna need an entire one for Jericho Barrons. He's driving me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...


message 16: by Flannery (last edited Jan 11, 2011 08:09pm) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Flannery Things that might be true:
1. You are a robot
2.Goodreads is experiencing technical difficulties right now (this one is definitely true)
3. Barrons is the guy from the bar?
3a. If Barrons is fae at all, how did Mac not freeze him when she touched him? Is it his human skin, according to your theory?


message 17: by Lyndsey (last edited Jan 11, 2011 08:16pm) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Lyndsey True or not true?
1. Barrons rips off Mac's shirt and proceeds to dry hump her - True
2. Jericho Barrons is his real name - Hmmmm, we shall see...
3. Her Null powers are nullified to an individual Fae if it enters a human body - True
4. I am a Bad Robot and JJ Abrams film company is named after me - Totally True


Flannery What page is this on? I'm a gonna go just read that part.


message 19: by Lyndsey (last edited Jan 11, 2011 08:24pm) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Lyndsey No! I won't give it up. I'm not that easy!! You really really have to read it for the full effect. A lot of things wouldn't make sense either. Oh, also... They're in a cave!


Flannery Now, now, let's not be hasty. You wouldn't want me to just skim the entire book to find it--that might give away a lot of plot points. Don't you want to make a rational decision, robot? An explicit reference is the lesser of two evils here.


Lyndsey Noooooooo! That's not true! *cue squeaky voice* That's im-POSS-ible! You aren't my father, Vader! Oh, wait, sorry. My consciousness slipped through a rift in the space-time continuum there for a second. I wasn't evading your comment or anything. What was that you were saying...

I totally just pulled a Jericho. LMAO! Dirty thoughts :)


Jillian -always aspiring- Flannery wrote: "What page is this on? I'm a gonna go just read that part."

It happens near the end, Flannery, but I agree with Lyndsey: it means nothing if you just skip ahead to that part. :)


Lyndsey Ye-ah! I got back up, bia! Let's tie her up until the madness passes! I'll go get the duct tape. *runs to the kitchen*


Flannery Well you are both in luck because I accidentally returned Bloodfever with my pile of library books yesterday. I just went to look for it and only found Dreamfever. Laaaaame.


Lyndsey Ahhahahaha! Victory! That's hilarious!! You better try and catch up so you can read Shadowfever with us, though. I just started Faefever. XD


Flannery There's no way in a bazillion years that I can be done with all of them by the 18th. I will just have to live vicariously through you all...


Lyndsey Really? Not even in a bazillion years? Are you sure??


Flannery Well, yes. I know I can't finish them by the 18th with all the crap I have to do and it is a certainty so it matters not whatever probability measurement I use! There is no way in 40,000 years on Uranus that I could do it. There's no way, not even in 87.5 dog years.


Lyndsey Never tell me odds! (hah, I have a thing for Star Wars quotes today) What's wrong with you? Just do it, already!


Flannery Go to bed? Fine, I shall! Happy Wednesday!


Lyndsey Sleep tight. Don't let Damon Salvatore bite. (Or maybe do? I know I would.)


Elena R a.k.a. Lunies R I'll warn you now that when i start to think about Jericho, my mind goes into a mixed state of paranoia and reckless abandon. It's no secret how I feel about Barron's name. But the way I feel in general about Jericho Zigor Barrons, or as I like to call him, J-Ziggy, is best summed up with this redonkulously articulate rant: love love loooooove adore gaaaaawd hellaluyah ahgagwhjrhfjfjkd mothreffenyes ahhhhhhhh!! !#%@?!/%#+!)$: *confetti popping out of head*

AHAHAHAHA....Love how you express your feelings! LMAO!

Great Review Girlie!


Lyndsey Thank-ya. Thank-ya. If you had only seen it in real life... Much more interesting. XD


message 34: by Kim (new) - rated it 4 stars

Kim I love your reviews ROFL.


Arlene Great review!! LMAO!! Okay, I'm starting #3 next and I still have no clue what Barrons is. Your assumption has my mind spinning!


Lyndsey LOL, thanks Arlene. Yeah, I tend to go a little crazy with the speculating and the paranoia. There are definitely little clues hidden along the way. Now, that I've said that - you will probably be driving yourself mad trying to figure them out... But that's the fun of it!


message 37: by Maryam (new) - added it

Maryam so in these series,from what ive read there are two guys,so do the girls fall in love with one or both or any? (havent read the book yet) :)


Lyndsey Just one of them :-)


message 39: by Maryam (new) - added it

Maryam muchos gracias! thanks so much,i actually didnt read all the book synopsis`s thoroughly and theyre all continued....i thought they were different books :) thanks tho!


Jayanne Ian somerhalder would be perfect....he's so freaking hot


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