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When Beauty Tamed the Beast by Eloisa James

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Feb 09, 11

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This is the Historical Romance for those who are bored with the standard or the norm. Different type of hero, and a great heroine. I loved the story..up til the end...the ending ruined it for me.

The opening scene of this book is hysterical. Our heroine Linnet has just been ruined. Why is this funny? There were a couple factors in her being shunned from the ton but the biggie was her new gown. It's this fabulous new frilly ballgown...that makes her look pregnant!!! Combine that with her absolutely gorgeous face, her large bosom, her mother's reputation, and being seen kissing a prince, she's ruined.

Her father and her aunt felt it was her beauty. She got it from her mother, Rosalyn, who was never faithful...or discreet.

"I've been a model of chastity this season. In fact, through my entire life!"
Her father frowned. "It's just that there's something about you--"
"You look naughty," her aunt said, not unkindly."God help Rosalyn, but this is all her fault. She gave it to you. That dimple, and something in your eyes and about your mouth. You look like a wanton."


The first chapter had me smiling like crazy at how witty Linnet is, and how witty the author Eloisa James is. This is part of her series that had A Kiss at Midnight and Storming the Castle. For me, both of those were 5 star reads.

Then we meet Dr. House, er, I mean, Piers. Piers is a doctor in Wales who is just brilliant. But he's kind of an ass. At first I didn't mind his arrogance, his gruff personality, his whole demeanor. It worked.

His father, the duke, sprung a fiance on him, though, and Piers went out of his way to make her miserable...but Linnet didn't scare easily. Mind you, she's just been sent to Wales, after being shunned from the only society she's ever known. And the way she handled Piers was fantastic. I adored her. Usually super gorgeous heroines who know they are beautiful are just either idiotic TSTL silly chits, or they are just plain irritating. Linnet was none of that. She was a fabulous heroine. Eloisa James writes wonderful heroines.

That being said, I may rant a bit.

Piers and Linnet were engaged because Linnet was supposedly pregnant, and Piers was supposedly impotent. The duke wanted an heir...voila! A foolproof plan. Right?


******SPOILER AHEAD, but I can't continue without telling it*****









(view spoiler)[Piers wasn't impotent. We know Linnet isn't pregnant.

They start having sex. Lots of it, and all the time. I liked the personality change that Piers went through-he stayed true to himself (by which I mean he was still an ass) but we got to see the inner hero material in him.

Too bad he didn't stay that way. He was suddenly inundated by villagers who had Scarlet Fever. It becomes an epidemic. Villages are warned...and Piers' solution to keeping Linnet from contracting the disease is to drive her away so she'll leave the infected village. So he tells her some really incredibly UNFORGIVABLY horrible things. Linnet finally tells him she loves him, and this is his answer:

"For God's sake, have you no dignity? I tupped you and we were good together. But you're not the first and you won't be the last."

As if that isn't bad enough, Linnet gets Scarlet Fever. (ahem, duh-she was at ground zero of the epidemic!)

And he's sent her away. Alone. And she ends up unable to speak to tell the innkeepers what's wrong...so they steal her clothes, carriage, horses, and whatever else their sticky little fingers can find.

And they put linnet in an old chicken coop. No, really.

And His Assholiness Dr. Piers Yelverton is able to come to her rescue. He was awful to her. Pages of him rejecting her. And then he gets to come in and play hero? I was pissed, but I handled it. (deep breaths, right?) And Piers really did go through hell to keep Linnet alive. And he does keep her alive...at the expense of her hair-he chopped it off rather than wash the chicken poo out of it, even though he washed her body. Okay, that was a bit harsh-what did Linnet do to deserve that? Then after days, she did pull through, but anyone who's seen Scarlet Fever knows it turns the skin red (a friend of mine in high school had it-she was out for 2 weeks! I could only imagine that 200 years ago). So Linnet's skin is scaley and scabby and red and peeling. She feels that if Piers rejected her when she was beautiful, he won't want her now that she's lost her beauty-she thinks forever. She refuses to see Piers because she doesn't want to see pity in his eyes. He believed she lost faith in him, in his feelings for her...He freaking rejected her!!! She thinks he loves her, but i'm curious how she knew it. As you can tell, this is where the book fell apart for me. (hide spoiler)]


He continued to be an ass to Linnet, who took him back...healed and didn't loose her beauty, and they lived happily ever after. with an epilogue.

I'm still pissed.

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Reading Progress

02/01/2011 page 17
4.0% "Oh he is a bit of a beast, now isn't he? great bedside manner there, Dr. House" 5 comments
02/01/2011 page 32
8.0% ""I've been a model of chastity this season. In fact, through my whole life!" Her father frowned. "it's just that there's something about you--" "You look naughty...you look like a wanton.""
02/01/2011 page 45
12.0% "uh oh...our hero is impotent!" 2 comments
02/02/2011 page 101
26.0% "So how will they overcome his little...problem?" 5 comments
02/02/2011 page 384
100.0% "I'm done. For anyone who wants a different historical, this is the one!!!"

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message 1: by Catherine (last edited Feb 07, 2011 10:45pm) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Catherine Great review! The book fell apart at the end for me as well.

FYI: You didn't close an italic tag somewhere so the whole rest of your review is in italics. Also, you should use the new spoiler tag for your spoilers. It's awesome! Minus the periods.


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

ROFL "I'm still pissed." I love that. I should have ended all my Fever series reviews with that. All but Shadowfever pissed me off.

Love the review!


Laura the Highland Hussy thanks, it's fixed :)


Eastofoz Loved your ending Laura ;)

I just ordered this one. I hate the cover though :-/


Laura the Highland Hussy Thanks East! It's a good book, honest! I just got a bit irritated. But it's a nice change from the standard plot

I think the lion statue has nothing to do with the story. Odd.


Katyana Ooooh, spoiler tag is awesomesauce!

Great review. I am still pissed too. Stupid book. Stupid hero. And I am afraid to finish Native Star, lest my mood rub off on that book too. Argh!


Eastofoz Laura 'Highland Hussy' wrote: "Thanks East! It's a good book, honest! I just got a bit irritated. But it's a nice change from the standard plot

I think the lion statue has nothing to do with the story. Odd."


Maybe it's a "beastly" look? I don't know but it looks like stereotypical romance cheese. Good to hear it's a good one at least :D


message 8: by Ronyell (new)

Ronyell Awesome revew Laura!!! You're right, the ending does sound terrible, especially since Piers treated Linnet so badly throughout the book.


Wicked Incognito Now I just noticed you read this! I think EJ's general wittiness as a writer and her ability to raise the standard blah historical above plethora of wallpaper bodice rippers out there saves the rather unsatisfying ending. I think Piers was horrible to Linnet, but his angst is justifiable IMO and he redeemed himself.


message 10: by Lisa (new) - rated it 4 stars

Lisa Great review! Really looking forward to this one! Will be wary of ending though :)


UniquelyMoi *Dhestiny* BlithelyBookish Great review, though I didn't read the spoilers because I haven't yet read the book.


message 12: by Laura the Highland Hussy (last edited Feb 09, 2011 09:38am) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Laura the Highland Hussy Katyana: thanks :) Catherine told about the spoiler thingie :)

East: yeah I guess it's supposed to be a play on the beast imagery, but it feels out of place.

Ronyell: I'm just still angry (lol)-I gave it 4 stars, so I liked the book...but events that lead up to the reunion is where my complaint lies.

April: I don't know if I agree that his anger was all that justifiable towards Linnet-anger towards his father and life? absolutely. But I do agree that it was a nice change in form from the normal standard Historical Romances.

Lisa: thanks! :) It all works out and gets a HEA, but it just wasn't quite what I wanted :) [because as we all know, what I want should be forefront in each writer's mind while they write]

UM: I hope you read it, because your take on Piers' redemption would be awesome


Wicked Incognito Now NO, I didn't say his anger was justified. Just his angst. He thinks he has the capacity to form into an addict. He doesn't want to hurt her like he and his mother were hurt. So, his reasoning for rejecting her is justified, IMO.

Actually, almost every HR has a relationship splitter at this point in the plot arc. Something had to happen at this juncture. So it didn't surprise me one bit. I'm actually glad that EJ didn't drag out the reunion into something completely unrealistic.


Laura the Highland Hussy Ahhh I misunderstood.

I think my anger at Piers was manageable. I am just so angry at how the both of them were at the end, the pool scene.

I liked the book and gave it 4 stars but the ending just didn't do it for me. But on 3 different reviews I have had great discussions about this book :)


UniquelyMoi *Dhestiny* BlithelyBookish Oh, does it not have a HEA?


Laura the Highland Hussy UM- yes it does. A perfect HEA with an epilogue and kids.
I just didn't like right before the ending. Piers didn't grovel. I wanted groveling darn it!!


UniquelyMoi *Dhestiny* BlithelyBookish Oh, ok! **whew** Thanks :)


Laura the Highland Hussy If you like angst you'll love this :)


UniquelyMoi *Dhestiny* BlithelyBookish Ugh... not so much on angst.


Wicked Incognito Now There's not that much angst though UM. It's a mostly light and fun.


message 21: by Laura the Highland Hussy (last edited Feb 10, 2011 08:18am) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Laura the Highland Hussy The angst is pretty much piers only; april's right. The book is fun and witty
Piers is angsty, our heroine is fabulous.


UniquelyMoi *Dhestiny* BlithelyBookish Thanks... when I hear "angst" I immediately think Whitney, My Love and the angst in that book seriously had my head screwed up for days... weeks, actually.


Laura the Highland Hussy I haven't read that one.


UniquelyMoi *Dhestiny* BlithelyBookish Laura 'Highland Hussy' wrote: "I haven't read that one."

It's one of my all time favorites, but I'll probably never read it again.


Wicked Incognito Now LOL. Judith McNaught is the dictionary definition of "angst."

"What is angst?"
"Have you ever read a book by Judith McNaught?"
"Oh yeah."
"Well, that's angst."
"K. Gotcha."

Judith McNaught is E-VOL! And yet, oddly unforgettable and wonderful.


UniquelyMoi *Dhestiny* BlithelyBookish ^^^What she said^^^

LOL!!!

Serious, they don't call her the Queen of Angst and Misunderstanding for nothing.


Michelle, the Bookshelf Stalker Don't know about the book but my son (13 yrs old) just walked by and said "oh gross is she getting it on with a giant hedgehog"? He saw the cover of the book..lol


message 28: by Laura the Highland Hussy (last edited Feb 11, 2011 05:21pm) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Laura the Highland Hussy lmao!!!!

My daughter (6) walked by the computer-I had demonlover's site up- and rolled her eyes and said "he's naked. mom, ugh" lol kids (btw, the model had jeans on)


Michelle, the Bookshelf Stalker Yeah, I had the cover on the big screen when he saw it. He probably thinks I have some weird reading quirks!


Michelle, the Bookshelf Stalker Laura 'Highland Hussy' wrote: "lmao!!!!

My daughter (6) walked by the computer-I had demonlover's site up- and rolled her eyes and said "he's naked. mom, ugh" lol kids (btw, the model had jeans on)"


My biggest book cover "oh shit" moment came when I walked around holding Anchor and Storm at my workplace and I was walking down the hall to the breakroom. I had one of my employees (of course- male) do a doubletake at the book in my hand. I looked down and realized I was waving, for everyone to see, the very hot cover with a guy firmly clasped to the girl's nipple and another guy doing very naughty stuff behind her. Oh lovely!


Catherine LOL! Definitely not good to be waving around at work.


Michelle, the Bookshelf Stalker Catherine wrote: "LOL! Definitely not good to be waving around at work."

I could always use the excuse that I'm trying to educate them on inappropriate material in the workplace and that was my exhibit!


Wicked Incognito Now This is exactly why I love having an ereading device--just so I can read naughty book in relative anonymity.


message 34: by Laura the Highland Hussy (last edited Feb 11, 2011 09:11pm) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Laura the Highland Hussy Michelle wrote: "Laura 'Highland Hussy' wrote: "lmao!!!!

My daughter (6) walked by the computer-I had demonlover's site up- and rolled her eyes and said "he's naked. mom, ugh" lol kids (btw, the model had jea..."


lmao!!!! :)

I find it funny she rolled her eyes at me like "mom's got those naked guys up again. jeez."


Michelle, the Bookshelf Stalker Laura 'Highland Hussy' wrote: "Michelle wrote: "Laura 'Highland Hussy' wrote: "lmao!!!!

My daughter (6) walked by the computer-I had demonlover's site up- and rolled her eyes and said "he's naked. mom, ugh" lol kids (btw, th..."


Innocent 6 year olds! I miss them!


Laura Wright I had this exact response at the exact same moment. I had to sit with it overnight and not read it. Then I realized this is a beast story - he is the ultimate beast. And I think Linnet knew this as he ranted at her, that this was a cloaking device for his fear. Once he was crawling on the floor naked I forgave him:) Loved your review!


Laura the Highland Hussy Laura wrote: "I had this exact response at the exact same moment. I had to sit with it overnight and not read it. Then I realized this is a beast story - he is the ultimate beast. And I think Linnet knew this a..."

thanks! I think after cooling off, I forgave him, but some of my problem was our "beauty" losing her beauty when I didn't feel she was one of those heroines who needed to be taken down a notch. The cutting of her hair, the skin...I don't know, it was really a bit much, IMO. I still devoured the book, still really enjoyed such a different take on a romantic hero, and I still love Eloisa James.

You're right though about Linnet understanding Piers' personality because right before the "pool scene" he said she doesn't need/want pity, so he wouldn't give it to her, or let her wallow in pity anymore. So I do understand why he was so awful to her. ugh, I just didn't like it.

But I think the fact that even with those big hot button issues with me, the fact that I still really enjoyed reading the book means that Eloisa James must be a master at the craft because I can't think of many authors who could have pulled that off!


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