Bailey Jane's Reviews > Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay: And Other Things I Had to Learn as a New Mom
Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay: And Other Things I Had to Learn as a New Mom
by Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
by Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
This is an easy and HILARIOUS read!! She's not quite as vulgar as Chelsea Handler or as crude as Jenny McCarthy, but she's a sassy blend of both. Every new mom is SO PARANOID about every tiny little move and if it's damaging our child for the rest of their sad, degenerate lives. She calms us down by telling us: It's a baby. It'll be fine. The way she describes things is just so endearingly snarky that you can't put the book down. I found myself quoting it to people all the time, and I finished it while in the airport on the way to Vegas which couldn't have been more appropriate. Yes, my infant daughter is 7 months old. Yes, I flew to Vegas and had a weekend of debauchery for a bachelorette party. No, my daughter will not remember that I left her with her grandparents for three days. No, she's not scarred for life. Everything will be a-ok!!
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Reading Progress
| 01/23/2011 | page 21 |
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10.0% | "It's just the beginning, but this is SO CUTE so far!!" |
| 01/23/2011 | page 31 |
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14.0% | "Oh my gosh, I can't wait to start the "Stroller Wars" chapter hahaha!" |
| 01/27/2011 | page 78 |
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36.0% | "This book is way too funny." |
| 01/29/2011 | page 127 |
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58.0% | "LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BOOK." |
| 02/03/2011 | page 142 |
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65.0% | "This book should be a "must read" for new Mommies! Too funny!" |
| 03/08/2011 | page 218 |
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100.0% | "Done!" |
