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Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Em... by Megan Boyle
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it was amazing
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Megan Boyle
“i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee

Megan Boyle
“i wish cats could float around your head”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee
tags: cats

Megan Boyle
“people like to see will smith reacting to aliens”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee

Megan Boyle
“i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee

Megan Boyle
“being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee

Megan Boyle
“i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee
tags: brain

Megan Boyle
“shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee
tags: food

Megan Boyle
“tom clancy probably wears a baseball hat when he has sex”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee

Megan Boyle
“argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee
tags: carbs

Megan Boyle
“i want to fall backwards into a pit of bioluminescent pokémon”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee

Megan Boyle
“For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee
tags: lies

Megan Boyle
“If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee

Megan Boyle
“most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee

Megan Boyle
“my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee
tags: cats

Megan Boyle
“i am still unsure of what 'life to the fullest' for me would be, mostly i just try to be well-liked in social situations and not die”
Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee


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