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Unearthly (Unearthly, #1)
by Cynthia Hand (Goodreads Author)
by Cynthia Hand (Goodreads Author)
Lyndsey's review
bookshelves: about-angels-fallen-etc, reviewed-4-stars, reviewed-2012, romance-love-triangle, made-me-laugh, made-me-turn-pages-complusively, my-top-ya-paranormal, about-super-special-chosen-few, romance-destiny, romance-friend, favorites-of-2012, books-read-in-2012, rated-4-and-a-half-stars
Jan 03, 12
bookshelves: about-angels-fallen-etc, reviewed-4-stars, reviewed-2012, romance-love-triangle, made-me-laugh, made-me-turn-pages-complusively, my-top-ya-paranormal, about-super-special-chosen-few, romance-destiny, romance-friend, favorites-of-2012, books-read-in-2012, rated-4-and-a-half-stars
Read in January, 2012
So... I was wired on Christmas Stocking candy while writing this. I'll warn you once. Only read the underlined parts:
Unearthly's all about earth stuff. Just Kidding. It's not. Just Kidding. It is. Just Kidding. It's not... It's about UN-earth stuff. Like angels. Just Kidding. It's about devils. Just Kidding. I'm evil like a devil. Just Kidding. I am evil like a G6. Just kidding. I'm actually fly like a G6. Just Kidding. I don't even know what a G6 is. Just Kidding. Of course, I do. It's a cybernetic butterfly. Just Kidding. But wouldn't a cybernetic butterfly be cool? Just Kidding. This book was about cybernetic butterflies. Just Kidding. This book tells the story of Ellie Monroe, I mean, Clary Fray, I mean GARGAMELLLL. Just Kidding. It's about Clara Gardner. And if you don't already know that you must be living under a rock. Just Kidding. Why would be living under a rock? Unless you are a worm. Just Kidding. I know a worm. Just Kidding. No really, I do. Just Kidding. There are no worms in this book but Clara Gardner is part angel! There's also a really hot guy named Tucker. Maybe he knows where to find some worms. Just Kidding. Not really because... He's a cowboy. Cowboys should know something about worms. Just Kidding. There's another really hot guy named Christian, and Clara has a strange connection to him. They're actually Siamese twins. Just Kidding. They're not. Just Kidding. They are. Just Kidding. No really, they are. Just Kidding. I know: I'm evil. Not really. But there is an EVIL angel after Clara. Just Kidding. Angels can't be evil. Just Kidding. Yes, angels can definitely be evil. Exactly like this review. Just Kidding. You should read Unearthly because I said so. Just Kidding. But really... You should read this book. Do you really need more reasons than two hot guys and ANGEL vs EVIL ANGEL? Well, too bad. Just Kidding. No really. That's all I got.
Just Kidding.
No seriously.
Unearthly's all about earth stuff. Just Kidding. It's not. Just Kidding. It is. Just Kidding. It's not... It's about UN-earth stuff. Like angels. Just Kidding. It's about devils. Just Kidding. I'm evil like a devil. Just Kidding. I am evil like a G6. Just kidding. I'm actually fly like a G6. Just Kidding. I don't even know what a G6 is. Just Kidding. Of course, I do. It's a cybernetic butterfly. Just Kidding. But wouldn't a cybernetic butterfly be cool? Just Kidding. This book was about cybernetic butterflies. Just Kidding. This book tells the story of Ellie Monroe, I mean, Clary Fray, I mean GARGAMELLLL. Just Kidding. It's about Clara Gardner. And if you don't already know that you must be living under a rock. Just Kidding. Why would be living under a rock? Unless you are a worm. Just Kidding. I know a worm. Just Kidding. No really, I do. Just Kidding. There are no worms in this book but Clara Gardner is part angel! There's also a really hot guy named Tucker. Maybe he knows where to find some worms. Just Kidding. Not really because... He's a cowboy. Cowboys should know something about worms. Just Kidding. There's another really hot guy named Christian, and Clara has a strange connection to him. They're actually Siamese twins. Just Kidding. They're not. Just Kidding. They are. Just Kidding. No really, they are. Just Kidding. I know: I'm evil. Not really. But there is an EVIL angel after Clara. Just Kidding. Angels can't be evil. Just Kidding. Yes, angels can definitely be evil. Exactly like this review. Just Kidding. You should read Unearthly because I said so. Just Kidding. But really... You should read this book. Do you really need more reasons than two hot guys and ANGEL vs EVIL ANGEL? Well, too bad. Just Kidding. No really. That's all I got.
Just Kidding.
No seriously.
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Jan 03, 2012 12:17pm
Ahahaha, I must be stocked up on Christmas candy, too, because I ignored your warning. :P
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Lyndsey wrote: "Oh snap. That was not a warning to be taken lightly! [spoilers removed]"(view spoiler)
LoL,,, Don't put a warning and expect people to follow. If you put a warning saying DON'T LOOK I'll definitely look. I'm that evil.
Ahahah I was cracking up reading this. Oh man I need to start reading warnings and stop reading reviews while drinking cofee.
Elisandra - That was all part of my evil plan! Like a G6.Princess Kayla - I hope you didn't accidentally snort coffee up your nose! Surfing the Internet while drinking coffee can be a very dangerous thing.
No need to apologize. HaHa's are very welcome. HoHo's on the other hand... Well, I think I've already had enough sugar.
But are you sure it was sugar? I mean…Reading this review made me want to watch the "Double Rainbow" video again. I don't know why but it just popped into my head. Maybe it was because he was using a similar kind of sugar.
Bahhahahaaha! OH MY GOD! A double rainbow!!! I think the only thing I'd ever have that much enthusiasm over would be Joss Whedon returning to the Buffyverse.
And then my brain melted. My word! I had to read this twice just for the fun of it. You write the most interesting reviews on the planet. :D
Awwww shucks! *blushes* I hope your brain recovers. Melted brain syndrome can be quite painful, or so I hear. XD
