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Married With Zombies by Jesse Petersen

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Oct 25, 10

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Recommended to Ninja Sock Puppet by: Ceridwen
Recommended for: Shaun
Read in October, 2010

Zombedy.

Sarah and David's marriage is on the rocks. They're at the bitter end of it when the zombie apocalypse comes. A story of triumph through adversity, their struggles against the zombie horde mirror the difficulties they must overcome to save their marriage.

This actually sounds like a boring synopsis. The book was really entertaining, bringing in funny modern-day references to zombie movies, popular songs, and other cultural relics. Each chapter is headed by a therapy-sounding aphorism which is immediately applied to life post-zombie apocalypse. This juxtaposition of the trite and worn with the zombie cliche is very clever and in most chapters you can actually see how the zombie apocalypse could easily substitute for marriage counseling in a pinch. Well, the world is destroyed, but at least they're not sniping at each other anymore. All it took was their marriage therapist eating her former clients to goad them into getting serious about working on their relationship.

This is not a romance novel. It's a very funny zombie novel, combined with a tiny bit of social satire. If you like movies like Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland (both of which are referenced in the book), you'll enjoy this read. The snarky narrator and her layabout husband are great characters who make a great zombie busting team, and you really start caring about them and rooting for them by the end.

This is an enjoyable book. It's quick, entertaining, and not too thinky.

Yes, that's a word. Look it up. Thinky. I'll wait right here. Just ignore the links about the Lego Mars rover.


EDIT:
I don't normally edit my reviews after they've been posted, but I wrote this over vacation right after reading it. Ceridwen has already read my review, so I'm probably safe in disparaging her on the internet now. These very words are down below the 'MORE...' line, so chances are she'll never see them. Don't go and spoil it for me by telling her, though.

Since I wrote the original review, it occurs to me that Sarah and David are very much like me and my wife. We are snarky, we sometimes do things that makes the other one crazy, and we watch each other's back while fighting the undead hordes. Our marriage isn't in any danger, though. I've never been afraid of zombies, but she was, to the point of losing sleep after seeing a trailer for an upcoming movie on the television. So we got Tivo and started skipping the commercials. But then I'd want to see a zombie movie in the theater and couldn't, because I have a thing about seeing movies by myself. That's something only perverts and socially bankrupt losers do. By the way, it's not funny to stumble through the house moaning about brains. What to do?

We started her immersion therapy by watching movies that were billed as zombie flicks but were really just virus movies. 28 Days Later and stuff like that. The zombies moved too fast to fit into the traditional zombie category (slow-moving, arms out straight, muttering, "BRAAAAAAAAAAINS") so they weren't as scary. Then we'd move to the funnier zombie movies, which offset the fear with laughter. Finally, she read this book, and without any side effects whatsoever. I'd say she actually enjoyed it. I'm looking forward to finally getting caught up with the Resident Evil franchise now.

This book saved my marriage. And it will save yours, too.

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Ceridwen Bitch, I see you disparaging me on the Internet.


Ninja Sock Puppet Curses! Foiled again.


message 3: by Eh?Eh! (last edited Oct 25, 2010 03:55pm) (new) - rated it 3 stars

Eh?Eh! Hahaa! Caught!


I have a thing about seeing movies by myself. That's something only perverts and socially bankrupt losers do.

...and that's why I stopped. :o) I'm so behind on the movies.


message 4: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth I saw Shaun of the Dead. (I still don't like zombies). I saw it in the theater, by myself, because I don't have weird social phobias about stuff like that. Weirdo.


Ninja Sock Puppet Elizabeth wrote: "Weirdo."

Pervert.


message 6: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth Ninja Sock Puppet wrote: "Elizabeth wrote: "Weirdo."

Pervert."


Zombie-loving freak.


Ninja Sock Puppet Hey! I'm going to tell Ceridwen you called her a zombie.


message 8: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth Ninja Sock Puppet wrote: "Hey! I'm going to tell Ceridwen you called her a zombie."

Didn't you say that she was dressed up like a zombie today? For your birthday party next week?


Ninja Sock Puppet Zombie costumes are kind of sexy. Especially when they're ripped in the right places. Necrolicious.


Eh?Eh! Corpsesecks! Ew!


Ninja Sock Puppet What do you people have against bi-zoetic couples? Bigots.


Sparrow I love seeing movies by myself, but I'm totally a socially bankrupt loser.


Sparrow Hey now.


message 14: by Jasmine (new) - added it

Jasmine I am going to go see a horror movie for halloween!! but probably paranormal activity 2 cause it is the only one I know about. so no zombies.


Miriam I love seeing movies by myself, but I'm totally a socially bankrupt loser.

I like seeing movies by myself because then I don't have to worry whether the other person is enjoying it. But I can see why some people don't -- I had a roommate who absolutely refused to go to a theater alone. One time after an especially crap film I was giving him a hard time about dragging me to it and he admitted that the first time he went to a film alone as a teen some guy tried to feel him up. I guess I'd be traumatized, too. Luckily my parents warned me of those going-to-movies-alone-perverts when I was a kid and told me to hit them and scream.


Sparrow Your parents were smart Miriam. Actually, going to see movies alone is one of my favorite things. I have all these rules about how people should watch movies, and it totally stresses me out when people don't follow them. And it super stresses me out when people try to talk to me during the movie. Going alone is so relaxing. I used to feel weird about it, but then I stopped feeling weird and started feeling awesome instead.


Eh?Eh! I used to like seeing movies by myself, but I would end up being the only one who wasn't part of a group or couple. Wait, correction, I would be the only female who wasn't in a group or couple. There were plenty of guys who see movies alone. Heh, in fact, if you watch for it, you'll notice that two guys who go to see a movie will always put an empty seat between them, some no-homo instinct.

I love talking during movies! Just a little, like snide remarks about something, in the pauses. Would that kind of intra-movie talk be ok?


Ninja Sock Puppet When our first kid was born we sort of stopped seeing movies in the theater (insert socially bankrupt loser joke here) and started watching more videos. I actually like videos better, because not only are theaters getting really expensive but you can talk through them, pause, go pee without missing anything, rewind, pause, ask somebody to explain what just happened, discuss the relative merits of the movie versus the book, go off on a tangent about something, and finish watching the movie tomorrow.

Theaters kind of stress me out with their rigid rules and all those perverts waiting in the boy's room to cut off your ding dongs with a butter knife.


Sparrow If I've seen a movie before, it doesn't bug me to have people talk during it, unless I take the movie really personally. It's still kind of unpleasant, though, unless the point is to MST3K the movie. Otherwise, I don't get talking during the movie. It totally ruins the experience to me. I have trouble paying attention to more than one thing at a time. Or, if I hate the movie, I'm fine with the talking. If someone is talking during the movie, to me, it's them saying, "This movie failed. I'm going to be more interesting than the movie." So if I agree, then I don't have a problem with the talking.

The other thing I like to do is stay through all the credits because that's respectful, too. I like to respect a movie. My best friend in high school's family, and then my film professor in undergrad, who I loved, trained me with all these rules. I love the rules. They make movies way better.


Eh?Eh! Credits! Yes! I try to find the name of the caterer.


message 21: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth Sisterhood! Meredith is awesome! I like seeing movies alone because I hate when people try to talk me, too, even snide comments. Also I like a lot of films that no one wants to see or they don't want to see with me. I understand it is very distracting when everyone else in the theater is taking something seriously and I'm chewing on my hand to keep from laughing, with tears streaming down my face.

They're like fish, man!


Sparrow Yes! Yay! Movie Bitch Sistas!!!


Ceridwen I go to see movies alone. Or, I did before I had kids, and now I have to take them with me, and go see shit I'd never watch if I had a choice.

None of you should watch videos with me though. I'm a massive talker. I read the same way. Socky has to put up with me yelling and reading out passages all the time.


message 24: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth Ceridwen wrote: "None of you should watch videos with me though. I'm a massive talker. I read the same way. Socky has to put up with me yelling and reading out passages all the time."

Reading is different. That sounds fun.


Ninja Sock Puppet It's her way of getting me back for spamming her reviews with lolcats.


Ceridwen No, I like LOLcats. I like LOLtrolls even more.


Sparrow I like interactive reading. That's awesome. Different with movies.


Ninja Sock Puppet Really? You should come over and watch movies with us sometime. It's loads of fun.


Sparrow Only if I've seen the movie before. But then, yes, I would love to watch movies with you guys.


message 30: by Jasmine (new) - added it

Jasmine I'm glad we are sorting this all out. I will be watching my movies with ceridwen because I get very bored if all I get to do is watch the movie. I need her to talk to me or I will fall asleep.


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