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My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
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Dec 30, 12

bookshelves: memoir-kick, movies-tv, 2012, kindle
Recommended to Kate by: Kathy Cunniffe
Read from December 26 to 27, 2012

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Quotes Kate Liked

Chelsea Handler
“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”
Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Chelsea Handler
“Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.”
Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Chelsea Handler
“Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it's all you can do to take a breath? It's a pain you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy; you wouldn't want to pass it on to anyone else for fear he or she might not be able to bear it. It's the pain of being betrayed by a person with whom you've fallen in love. It's not as serious as death, but it feels a whole lot like it, and as I've come to learn, pain is pain any way you slice it.”
Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands


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