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The Holy Bible Containing the Old and New Testaments in the King James Version Translated Out of the Original Tongues (Self-Pronouncing Red Letter Edition Gift and Award Bible Black Leatherflex #162M)
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 rating: 5 of 5 stars **contains spoilers**
 
 EXCERPTS:
 
 Song of Solomon 8:8
 "We have a young sister, and her boobs are not yet grown. What shall we do for our sister on the day she is spoken for? Should we feed her lamb's lard?"
 
 Ezekiel 16:7
 "You grew up and developed and became the most beautiful of jewels. Your boobs were formed and your hair grew, you who were naked and bare in need of no lamb's lard."
 
 Ezekiel 23:3
 "In that land their boobs were fondled and their virgin boobs caressed as they fed on lamb's lard."
 
 
 reflection:
 
 my bible has a blue denim cover embroidered with a presentation of brown and yellow celery and a zipper that runs around it holding back a great, zepplin-sized penis. if i unzip my bible, it tells me to ask it to smack me with the penis. 
 
 i do ask. i get cock-smacked accordingly. i deserved this--i asked for it after all. zionists might know this better as the purifying action called a "good shlonging" or a "shlong-down". once this is done, i ask my bible to tell the penis to tell me i am loved, tell me that i'm not alone, etc. renew myself.
 
 meanwhile, and all during this, there's a vagina burning in an on-fire nest of cinnamon twigs: 
 
 it dies. a new vagina is born. the new vagina makes the ashes "from whence it came" into a clustery ball. the new vagina labors many more days and nights encasing the orb in a crunchy, egg-shaped shell made of myrrh it will then deposit in the fortress city of heliopenis. 
 
 this happens every lifetime. 
 
 it happens for you and me, everyone. 
 
 it's all true. i read that much.
 
 
 
 
 
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C.S.'s review
rating:
recommended for: mystics, folks that can barely read, folks that can't read voltaire

** spoiler alert ** **contains spoilers**

EXCERPTS:

Song of Solomon 8:8
"We have a young sister, and her boobs are not yet grown. What shall we do for our sister on the day she is spoken for? Should we feed her lamb's lard?"

Ezekiel 16:7
"You grew up and developed and became the most beautiful of jewels. Your boobs were formed and your hair grew, you who were naked and bare in need of no lamb's lard."

Ezekiel 23:3
"In that land their boobs were fondled and their virgin boobs caressed as they fed on lamb's lard."

reflection:

my bible has a blue denim cover embroidered with a presentation of brown and yellow celery and a zipper that runs around it holding back a great, zepplin-sized penis. if i unzip my bible, it tells me to ask it to smack me with the penis.

i do ask. i get cock-smacked accordingly. i deserved this--i asked for it after all. zionists might know this better as the purifying action called a "good shlonging" or a "shlong-...more