false 12182829 152213 40173 0061173398 9780061173394 1885 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1215803088m/40173.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1215803088s/40173.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/40173.Are_You_There_Vodka_It_s_Me_Chelsea 3.76 7160 Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power - vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world - a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.
In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her... only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations.
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.]]> 20357 3.78 14094 3708 2007 4 3 false Tue Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Thu Jan 10 14:27:35 -0800 2008 Thu Jan 10 14:27:35 -0800 2008 more...]]>