Dude. So I totally spazzed out when I wrote this, it seems... O_O No wonder people think I'm creepy... Heehee. I decided not to delete this, since I think it's funny.:P Full review is on the bottom people!

Oh my goodness goddess.

I can't believe it! Another Mortal Instruments?! :D

That,my friends, is going to truly be epical. (Epical is a word. ...Okay, maybe not. >_>) Haha, I even gave it five stars... It's too difficult to resist! XD

Shimmering yaaaays! (idk what that's supposed to mean. All I know is that it's supposed to be awesome. ^^)

Ahhhh... *sigh* Jaaaace. *whispers* Did you know Jace is cheating on Clary... For me? Shhh. Lol, that's just what I tell everyone. That or that I bought Jace on eBay. Heh. *Sigh* fantasies, fantasies.

Oh! And Clockwork Angel was awesometastic too! ^^ It's actually probably the best one out of all her books. Oh Cassandra Clare, you never cease to amaze me.

*SPAZZES*

How many more days?

As of today [9/26/10] 186 more days?! O___O

OH MY GODDESS. That is mucho too long. *dies inside*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

MUST. GET. THE. BOOK. NOW. O_O

UPDATE:

THE COVAAAAH. THE COVVAAAAAAAH!!!!

*SPAZZES*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! *SQUEALS*

Whew. Okay, you can stop rolling your eyes at me now.:)

Giving this book a rating was... difficult. I'm kinda biased, as you can tell, because I'm in love with the series. This is one of the only paranormal fantasy I like, so of course I'll give it a full blown awesome review.

But instead, I decided to tell the truth.

*dramatic music*

Heehee. This is turning out cornier than I thought. ._____.

I suck at book reviews. Heh.

Before I bore you to death:

Cassandra Clare has a knack of writing fast. Seriously, two 400 paged books within 6 months? That's insane! But even an author as good as Cassandra Clare can't write perfectly in such a short period of time, let's admit it.

I thought the book was corny, kinda lame, and Jace bothered me. (Dude, I know, this is crazy. The world is ending.) Speaking of endings, GAAAAAH! CLIFFHANGER. >< And when Simon reveals himself as a vamp to his mom? Sorry, but it was the lamest thing ever.

But I won't degrade this book any further. You should enjoy it and love it and embrace it like an awesome person.

So here's the good stuff:

The new character Jordan. Me gusta Jordan. *creeper wink*

And her writing. Only Cassandra Clare could be dark and sexy and still incorporate witty and humorous into it.<3

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT CLOCKWORK BOOK. I liked them better than Mortal Instruments.