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Here on Earth
by Alice Hoffman
by Alice Hoffman
I am listening to this book, unabridged, on audio and I can barely stand it. And it is such a rip-off of Wuthering Heights- but a poor imitation. I cannot picture Lawrence Olivier in the role of Hollis, who is a complete numbskull as far as I can tell.
Everything about the story is so predictable and trite, including the endless metaphors. I nearly tossed my i-phone in the trash at Grand Central tonight. But I just want to find out a few things:
1. if the two first cousins (children, who no one seems to pay any attention to. Am I too old to be reading this book?) run off together and produce another equally selfish and ridiculous offspring;
2. if the two absurd adults are half-brother/sister
3. if he kills her and then shoots himself (that would be a nice twist)
4. if the "coward" in the marsh (I mean, really - could it be more of a W.H. rip-off?) saves his niece from drowning the next time she decides to give him a gift ( a compass?
4. if anyone is ever going to feed that poor little dog or if March (what a silly name) is arrested for animal cruelty
4. if Luke and Laura come back
Too harsh? Happy to listen to any defense of this book.
Everything about the story is so predictable and trite, including the endless metaphors. I nearly tossed my i-phone in the trash at Grand Central tonight. But I just want to find out a few things:
1. if the two first cousins (children, who no one seems to pay any attention to. Am I too old to be reading this book?) run off together and produce another equally selfish and ridiculous offspring;
2. if the two absurd adults are half-brother/sister
3. if he kills her and then shoots himself (that would be a nice twist)
4. if the "coward" in the marsh (I mean, really - could it be more of a W.H. rip-off?) saves his niece from drowning the next time she decides to give him a gift ( a compass?
4. if anyone is ever going to feed that poor little dog or if March (what a silly name) is arrested for animal cruelty
4. if Luke and Laura come back
Too harsh? Happy to listen to any defense of this book.
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