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Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause

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Oct 24, 10

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Read on October 24, 2010

It was a big day for incest yesterday with me. And not that I mean that I tracked down some closely related blood relatives to make out with, either. First it was How I Live Now and then I read Blood and Chocolate, a cautionary tale against werewolf in-breeding.

Did you ever read Bitten and find yourself wistful of their carefree lives, money, and culture? Well, meet the badside of werewolf culture. You know, the side where your teenage friend is shagging your Mum, and you Mum and someone else's mum are publicly lusting after and fighting over the same guy who is TOTALLY way too young for them.

Then the good part comes when your sixteen year old self is fated to match said young specimen who still manages to be six years older than your sixteen year old self.

I imagine their wedding will look something like this.
http://wedinator.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-wedding-white-trash.jpg?w=450&h=530
Not pictured: shame.

Of course werewolves aren't my favourite supernatural creatures to read about. I only really like them in Bitten and the Mercy Thompson series so perhaps my perception is unfair. I could be reading about worse mythological creatures after all...

let's not talk about it anymore
Yeah... something like that...

The writing was pretty good and the pacing was of the story was actually pretty good. My main problem came with the ending which was a big let down for me, and the total lack of sex. Then again, I'm still angry at the dictionary for its lack of sex scenes too but at least the dictionary was only kind of a tease whereas this book keeps promising and promising and dressing up sluttily before pulling out at the last minute and claiming it has a meeting to attend.

I think I'll stay away from any blood relatives today, just in case...

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message 1: by AH (new) - rated it 4 stars

AH I'm curious to see what you thought of this one. Trailer trash weres comes to mind.


LethalLovely~I'll Be Your River LMAO! Great review, Kat! I liked this book a bit more than you, but then again, I like trailer trash weres.

I agree, this book had alot of cock-teasing going on. I was so (sexually) frustrated at the end of this book that I immediately looked up a few fanfic stories on it so I could finally read about Gabriel *swoons* having sex.

In spite of the trashy weres/Gabe screwing mommy/aidan-the-punk-ass bits, I thought this book was teh shit as a teen...& still do. I have unconsciously-until now- compared any guy I've dated over the years to Gabe. I'm an unrepentant sucker for bad boys on motorcycles.


Kat Kennedy LL, completely understandable! I love me some bad boys! As long as I'm not second dibs after my MOTHER!


Mariel The mom thing bugged me too!


message 5: by AH (new) - rated it 4 stars

AH Great review! Your pictures captured exactly what I thought of this book.


message 6: by MelissaB (new)

MelissaB Hilarious review! Luv the pics.


message 7: by Nissie (new)

Nissie Fantastic review,Kat! The wedding photo is lovely! :)


LethalLovely~I'll Be Your River Kat wrote: "LL, completely understandable! I love me some bad boys! As long as I'm not second dibs after my MOTHER!"

I choose to blissfully ignore that little fact. Thinking about Gabe boning a trailer park MILF is a definite buzz kill.


Tiffney Your review was hilarious. That second picture had me rolling. I think publishing houses should hire you to do blurbs. I would read the book just to see what your review meant. :)


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

A BIG DAY FOR INCEST WITH ME.

wow. i love that line.


Kat Kennedy Tiffney, I have long felt the exact same way!

Ariel, I know. I just couldn't help myself.


message 12: by Mika (new) - rated it 3 stars

Mika I know, isn't this book a friggin' tease? We want sex, but nooooooooo, we can't have it.


message 13: by Annalisa (last edited Feb 21, 2013 12:59pm) (new) - rated it 3 stars

Annalisa I just came back to this review after reading the book and it amused me so much more. Thanks for that. XD
On that note, did it bother anyone that Gabriel told the police he and Vivian were getting it on all night long and their reply was basically "statutory rape seems like a rock solid alibi to us"?


Kat Kennedy That was so weird...


message 15: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth That first pic. CLASSIC.


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