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(last edited May 25, 2010 01:21pm)
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May 25, 2010 01:20pm
The woman can sure the hell flip up a collar. She looks very Star Fleet.
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She's channeling the Evil Queen in Snow White; the latter being a decent will-to-power, DIY role model.
Laura Bush to Blouse Collar:I'm going to flip the fucking shit out of you, you stupid fucking whore.
Blouse Collar to Laura Bush:
Oh yeah? Well, at least I don't have a golden age John Davidson haircut, you redneck Eva Braun.
Laura Bush to Laura Bush:
She's right...! Oh, my god... she's right!
Blouse Collar to Hunting Rifle:
Oh no... She's talking to herself again...
I picture Laura looking at herself in a silvery mirror while this dialogue takes place. Also, the rifle and collar both have little faces and their voices are distinctly different in pitch from Laura's, to better separate them out as talking objects with their own personalities.
She might also have crows and harts attending her toilet. Whatever is the opposite of bluebirds and deer.
Do we need to read the memoir if we already read Curtis Sittenfeld's novel? I feel like that pretty much covered everything.
My autobiography will be called Spoken from the Sphincter: The True, Real-Life, No-Fibbing Story of How One Man Learned to Do His Own Taxes and Love Again.
2 votes in nearly 24 hours. This has been quite a votewhoring failure. I swear that my next review shall be both pithy and stupid enough to garner mass appeal.
Here's part of the problem, Evan. I've noticed you have quite a few douchebags on your friends list... you know, the kind of worthless dead weight types that won't help you score a blockbuster review. If I were you, I'd cut them loose* and do a fact-finding mission... Snoop around GR to see who votes a lot and then climb all over their (proverbial) jocks.* I'm willing to provide you with a list of suggestions. That's how much I care.
DK wrote: "Here's part of the problem, Evan. I've noticed you have quite a few douchebags on your friends list... you know, the kind of worthless dead weight that won't help you score a blockbuster review. If..."That's really sweet. I'll keep plugging along with my plucky canuck-do attitude though, even if it just has me circling the voting drain. Not all of us can be Jason Pettus.
