The irony that typos abound in this volume and especially in the "Do the Write Thing" badge about writing isn't lost on me. Overall the worst collectiThe irony that typos abound in this volume and especially in the "Do the Write Thing" badge about writing isn't lost on me. Overall the worst collection yet. It was all about hipster mermaid bands. No thank you. Also Carolyn Nowak taking over as illustrator is a horrible decision. Her drawing doesn't just miss the mark and not capture the established looks of characters, it's just bad. Especially her ducks. Those duck eyes could have been drawn better by someone who has never seen a duck. ...more
This could become an epic and awesome series so long as they keep on track and continue with the explaining of the worldbuilding with the cats (noticeThis could become an epic and awesome series so long as they keep on track and continue with the explaining of the worldbuilding with the cats (notice how they had to add that in to stop confusing the readers?) Very similar in style and feel to Laini Taylor's Daughter of Smoke and Bones series which is why I have the caveat that it needs to keep on track because that series seriously burnt out. I also am leery of them using words that are too similar to other words because when you read it you might gloss over it, I thought it was "archaic" not "archanic" for the longest time. This is definitely a series that bears repeated readings. But here's also hoping they don't draw it out forever. The art is gorgeous but sometimes waiting for that art means I grow impatient with the story... ...more
After the main-mast falls over for the third time in a week the pirate with a scarf reluctantly and cautiously approaches the Pirate Captain about perAfter the main-mast falls over for the third time in a week the pirate with a scarf reluctantly and cautiously approaches the Pirate Captain about perhaps getting a new boat. After admitting to his number two that perhaps covering the holes in his quarters with dashing pictures of himself isn't the best way to keep a boat afloat, seeing as a stiff breeze could conceivably kill off half the pirate crew and the Pirate Captain himself has never bothered to learn to swim he agrees that they go to Nantucket and Cutlass Liz's boatyard. There they run into two interesting people. One is Ahab, a dour whaler who is searching the world for the great white whale who took his leg off with a big chomp, the other is the Pirate Captain's Nemesis, Black Bellamy. Black Bellamy eggs the Pirate Captain on to buying a boat, The Lovely Emma, which the crew can in no way afford. Desperate to quickly get the cash for fear of Cutlass Liz and her ways of dealing with those who don't pay the pirates go in search of treasure! When that fails they try gambling. When that fails they try putting on a Vegas show. When that fails the pirate in red suggests perhaps they try some piracy? When that fails they just might take up Ahab's quest, they keep running into him and he's now offering a reward equal to the cost of their new boat. But can the Pirate Captain and his crew really succeed where Ahab has failed? And if they do can they succeed before Cutlass Liz gets violent?
What seems like years ago now, probably because it was, I remember seeing a few of Gideon Defoe's Pirates! books at Half Price Books and thinking they looked rather fun. I promptly forgot about them because do you realize the number of books I look at on a daily basis? It's seriously staggering. But shortly thereafter Lauren Willig mentioned them in passing as being hilarious so this confluence of events led me to order the first two books, handily sold as one volume, and I put it on my bookshelf and promptly forgot about them again. Fast forward to 2012 and Aardman Animation has adapted the first book for the screen. David Tennant, Hugh Grant, Russell Tovey, no wait, not Russell Tovey in the US, grumble, grumble, but once again I thought of the books and again promptly forgot. For some reason all my encounters with Gideon Defoe's work was promptly forgotten until his third book, The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists, was picked out of the hat for book club in 2016. Not being one to start in the middle of a series I picked up my copy of the first two books, promptly fell in love, ordered the next three books and plundered my way through them all.
The thing is, I've always had a soft spot for pirates. This started quite young with my parents reading Irene Haas's The Maggie B. to me. A young girl wishes for a boat to travel the world in with her little brother. I wanted a boat just like it for myself. A pirate ship in miniature with flora and fauna and the coziest rooms you could ever imagine that weathered all storms. As I grew up there were Lego pirate ships and Playmobil pirate ships that actually floated helmed by my Star Wars figures. There were hideouts down by the railway tracks and in my back yard with hammocks, just like on a real pirate ship. There were other books too like Peter Pan and The Princess Bride, and tons of movies from The Goonies to Muppet Treasure Island to Hook. Finally there was Pirates of the Caribbean, opening night at Point Cinema on the UltraScreen with my girlfriends. Some were there to see Johnny Depp, some to see Orlando Bloom, and some to see an anvil three stories tall. I was there for the pirates!
But these Pirates! by Gideon Defoe, they are a breed apart. They are the love children of Blackadder and the briny deep, with historical cameos thrown in just as much as historical accuracy is thrown out. With this lovability that makes you just want to take them home give them a big feast predominately of ham and tell them a good bedtime story before tucking them in for the night. Gideon Defoe's writing combines the wit and love of footnotes of Terry Pratchett with the absurdity of Monty Python. Yet it's so uniquely his own that while I can draw comparisons all day it will never do justice to a series of books that need to be read for their hats and their love of ham. And I'm not joking that once you start you won't be able to stop until you've read them all. From Darwin and Bobo, the "man-panzee," to Ahab and what hunting the great white whale does to the Pirate Captain's sanity, to Wagner trying to blacken the name of Communism, to beekeeping on St. Helena where Napoleon causes quite a ruckus, to Byron and the Pirate Captain forming a true bromance while the Pirate Captain tries to woo Mary Godwin away from Shelley, you will just pillage your way through Defoe's prose.
Yet what makes this series really unique is that, aside from them being kind of hopeless as pirates, is that the characters names aren't really names, instead being character descriptions. There's the Pirate Captain and his faithful number two, the pirate with a scarf, there's the pirate in green, the pirate with rickets, the albino pirate, Jennifer, and every one's least favorite pirate, the pirate in red. While this could be viewed as just a humorous joke at the readers expense, I mean, think how many times we as readers when faced with a new story with oodles of characters has picked up on a character trait to remember them all by? Instead I don't think it's about readers and the inability to remember names, instead I think it's a clever conceit. While yes, there is a bit of poking fun at stereotypes, I think it actually goes beyond this and is making the character archetypes. The Pirate Captain is THE DEFINITIVE pirate captain. He's the only one that matters, suck it Black Bellamy! Just like the pirate with a scarf is the perfect number two, and the pirate in red is the perfect red shirt for us to hate on. These are the lovable essence of all the pirates we wanted to sail the high seas with as a kid and therefore we gleefully go with them wherever that may be. Even if there might be ghosts. And we all know how scared pirates are of ghosts!
In fact I think that the film by Aardman Animation, The Pirates! Band of Misfits, is doing a disservice to the books. While these pirates are true characters by making them cartoonishly animated it has turned them into caricatures. This movie has lessened them. In the books they are larger than life fiendish friends, on the screen they are a kind of boring movie. Which is really odd when you consider that Gideon Defoe wrote the screenplay. When I think back to when I first saw the movie, it in no way made me want to rush out and read the books, which is such a shame. Think of all those people out in the world who are judging these books based on that movie? The movie has far more "presence" and it's overshadowing these lovely, sweet, and comical adventures. When reading the books I thought how much they reminded me of the TV series Galavant. There's an absurdity and a gallantry and a sense of humor that makes it similar to The Pirates! Plus done as live action, there's a basis in reality with having actors like the brilliant Timothy Omundson bring the characters to life. This humor works best with the dichotomy of the absurd versus the real. Which leads me into my next point, when is there going to be a live action movie with Timothy Omundson as the Pirate Captain?
As for why I chose to pick their adventure with Ahab as my favorite? Partly it's because I had yet to read them hanging out with the Romantics last year, but also it has to do with this balance of fantasy and reality that elevates the humor in these books. In taking The Pirates! and placing them in their natural setting you get to see how atrocious they actually are as pirates. The fact that when they desperately need money to pay for their new boat that actual piracy is their second to last resort shows where their priorities lie. They'd rather look at clouds and have feasts with ham. Again and again it's brought home how not at home they are on the sea. They know nothing about whales! As for mermaids... well, the Pirate Captain did date a rather attractive halibut for three months thinking the rather normal fish was something more... While Black Bellamy may be a successful pirate, he isn't that enjoyable a pirate to be around. He's too suave, too together. I actually like my pirates a little on the lost side. Perhaps that is the one thing that the movie got right? They are a band of misfits, and I love them so much for not conforming to any stereotype. They are archetypes and I love them! ...more
I like that it feels more like the series, even if this would at most have been a two part episode and is 6 months worth of comics instead. Though tyiI like that it feels more like the series, even if this would at most have been a two part episode and is 6 months worth of comics instead. Though tying it back to 'Leaves on the Wind' (a comic I tried to forget because I hated the arc) is a bit annoying. But hopefully it will get better....more
Aside from Inara dressing up like Natalie Portman in the Star Wars prequels, I liked her and Simon working together on a heist. Though Simon being a wAside from Inara dressing up like Natalie Portman in the Star Wars prequels, I liked her and Simon working together on a heist. Though Simon being a whiny bitch about his new life was annoying, though he had a valid point about Mal and his seemingly dangerous new inclinations of being yeah terrorism. ...more
The whole River and evil female soldiers with outfits out of Wonder Woman might get old really fast. Also, I kind of hate the random call backs to theThe whole River and evil female soldiers with outfits out of Wonder Woman might get old really fast. Also, I kind of hate the random call backs to the show, some a sweet, some awkward, you need the right balance for it to not be pandering. ...more
That went very dark, political, and creepily timely with supernatural concentration camps. Not liking where this is going. Also, the art seemed far loThat went very dark, political, and creepily timely with supernatural concentration camps. Not liking where this is going. Also, the art seemed far looser and almost out of focus, like it wasn't 100% done. ...more
Really solid storytelling in this installment. I loved the refocusing on the other characters. That poor skinless boy's story was heartbreaking and BeReally solid storytelling in this installment. I loved the refocusing on the other characters. That poor skinless boy's story was heartbreaking and Bernice stepping up to be a back woods witch, seriously fascinating, and a haunted house that isn't (a house that is). Though EPIC FAIL with two of the issues not being done by Tyler Crook. The final issue was laughably bad in it's art. It was seriously painful to look at it. All issues should be done by Tyler Crook, NO EXECPTIONS. If we have to wait longer between issues so be it. ...more