No, Erica Jong, I do not want to read about your hungry vajayjay. The fact that people hail this book as an insightful depiction of female sexuality m...moreNo, Erica Jong, I do not want to read about your hungry vajayjay. The fact that people hail this book as an insightful depiction of female sexuality makes me f*ing sick. (less)
Someone gave me this book because I was always so obsessed with Wuthering Heights. It's the biggest piece of crap ever written. The story is about the...moreSomeone gave me this book because I was always so obsessed with Wuthering Heights. It's the biggest piece of crap ever written. The story is about the two or three years that Heathcliff is away from the Heights. And, would you believe that he spent some time with Rochester (from Jane Eyre) and that he and Catherine hooked up!!! And, if I remember correctly, Heathcliff and Catherine were floating around together in a canoe in a lagoon. (less)