Back in 1970 a Los Angeles smut magazine company named Calga Publications started releasing a paperback series which took classic stories from literatBack in 1970 a Los Angeles smut magazine company named Calga Publications started releasing a paperback series which took classic stories from literature and history and reworked them to include lots of explicit sex. The first one I read was The Adult Version of Dracula, which was written by Hal Kantor.
The Adult Version of Robin Hood, written by a guy named Robin Eagle, using the pseudonym Robert Elgin, contains variations on the famous incidents in the original story but it doesn't seem to use any slabs of text from a classic telling of the famous outlaw's adventures. Here we are plunged into an alternative sex-obsessed universe in which men settle differences or win prizes by such means as an erect penis push-of-war or ejaculatory target shooting. And there are plenty of saucy wenches to keep Robin and his men merry.
The writing style mimics that of the period, but with an amazing range of very 1970s sounding slang terms for genitals being used. This just adds to the cheeky fun. The result is a story which combines the swashbuckling spirit of the original with some very erotic passages and amusing sexual slapstick. Though it is all presented in the spirit of bawdy romp, readers should be warned that the outlaws' mischievous pranks include rape, bestiality and urinary hijinks.
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Free-spirited stripper Stacy Bang was born on a strip club stage during one of her mother's performances. Her love of hands-on audience participationFree-spirited stripper Stacy Bang was born on a strip club stage during one of her mother's performances. Her love of hands-on audience participation during her routines threatens to lead to the forced closure of Pole Polishers, her new place of employment. Can she and her fellow strippers use their uninhibited sexuality to save the day?
There is a sweet good-natured charm to this ribald tale. The absurdity of its cartoonish sex scenes makes them no less arousing. Stacy and ageing stripper and stage mom Henrietta are loveable characters with their generosity of spirit and unashamed enthusiasm for sexual pleasure....more
William Castle was a consummate entertainer. He directed some of my favourite movies - The Tingler (1960), Homicidal (1961) , Let's Kill Uncle (1966),William Castle was a consummate entertainer. He directed some of my favourite movies - The Tingler (1960), Homicidal (1961) , Let's Kill Uncle (1966), etc. He was the master of gimmicks but his movies work just as well without them.
In his autobiography he shows the same talent for telling stories in a way which keeps us enthralled. You will want to share the lust for life of this merry prankster....more
It was really something to have any of what was happening happen, and it was totally something to have all that was happening happen.
This book made meIt was really something to have any of what was happening happen, and it was totally something to have all that was happening happen.
This book made me think of Edward D. Wood, Jr., the legendary director of "so bad it's good" movies. The appeal of his movies is not simply that their clumsy dialogue and make-shift effects make them fun to laugh at. There is a sincerity and wide-eyed optimism to his work. When he wrote the narration pleading for the rights of transvestites like himself in Glen or Glenda? he meant it. When he strove, in vain, to emulate the classic Universal horror films of his youth in movies like Bride of the Monster it was because he loved them so much. He had none of the cynicism of so many of his fellow exploitation film makers. But if anyone thinks that his Plan Nine from Outer Space is really the worst film of all time, then they haven't ventured very far into the world of obscure 1960s and 70s sexploitation films. Wood contributed to this genre also, mostly as a scriptwriter, but sometimes as a director. What allowed for such a high incidence of bad movies was that the films were predicated on the provision of a certain amount of female nudity, and as long as that requirement was met, distributors and audiences weren't terribly worried about anything else. A suggestive poster would get customers through the door, and once they'd handed over their money it didn't really matter what they thought of the film. Some filmmakers were incompetent. Some could have done better but just didn't care. A few seem to have wanted to do something experimental and could get away with that too. Where there is no quality control, things can get very strange.
The world of porno paperbacks from the sixties through the eighties (I don't know when this book was written) was similar. Authors wrote quickly, were often paid by the word, and publishers didn't care much about quality as long as there were plenty of explicit sex scenes.
Wood wrote such paperbacks himself, often under a number of pseudonyms. I'm pretty sure this is not one of his though as its eccentricities are not his eccentricities. Whoever Ken Martin is or was, he isn't, by any conventional standard, a good writer. But this is a remarkable book. Often it reaches the heights of unintentional comic brilliance as the erotic needs of the smut novel are ripped asunder by the author's intoxicated enthusiasm to impart a barely coherent New Age program for global enlightenment. He is just so excited to try and tell us about the "doing-ness" of things and what it all means "in a nutshell" that one can't help but be charmed. And there is even something occasionally awe-inspiring about writing which confounds expectations to such a degree.
To begin with, Joan wasn't really doing anything physical at the moment. But, one does not need to be doing physical things to be busily engaged in the action of doing. You see, Joan was busy thinking (odd as that may seem. Soon it will not seem strange. The future is going to produce more and more thinkers, and with that happening there will be many changes -- changes in values, in attitudes, and in desires. The desire for sex will be transmuted into thought energy, and the use of sex will come under the control of the mind, or higher self, and will not be the plaything of the desire nature. But that is the future (though the future is, in many ways here today) and such being so, we are still confronted with what is happening now, and what that is is still the domination, in a general sense, of the desire nature. Oh, well, time, time, time).
But in speaking of the future existing today, we are conveniently brought back to the person of Joan, for in the way she was thinking we can see the use of mind filtering in and becoming part of one individual's self. Yes, Joan was realizing a lot of things.
The story revolves around a woman named Kamala who learned about sex magic and secret sex potions at a European mountain retreat and set out to bring a liberating message to the world. She settled in a small U.S. country town called Tookary. Here she works her magic on her housemate Tiffany, a woman named Joan and Joe, the village milkman. Once enlightened by consumption of a sex potion, Joan and Joe seek out other partners. Joe picks up a lonely "alienated" underage teenager named Jennifer in the local park and liberates her from her virginity - in the most sensitive and spiritual way of course. There is no senior prom night though. I presume the publishers assigned the title and the author ignored it, just like he ignored the principles of professional writing.
She was caught, you see, in the comic everythingness of the human comedy-drama-tragedy. She was in the sex bag, and it was getting a hold of her.
I can imagine Ken, all hopped up on stimulants of some kind, writing madly on into the early hours of the morning. Or perhaps he was manic depressive and hadn't taken his medication. If only the insanity were more uniformly maintained I would give the book five stars but, unfortunately, the plot (which he seems to have made up as he went along) doesn't really go anywhere and the sex scenes, though occasionally mildly titillating, tend to drag after a while.
She realized that she had let herself become dominated by something which actually was tremendously smaller than she herself was. Sex was part of her -- she was not part of sex. And yet, she had let sex take over - how strange, how wild....more
A poor pathetic pervert finds that he has wandered into the lion's den when he unwittingly tries to pilfer the panties of a policewoman. Carla arrivesA poor pathetic pervert finds that he has wandered into the lion's den when he unwittingly tries to pilfer the panties of a policewoman. Carla arrives home, accompanied by three fellow officer girlfriends to find her apartment trashed and dastardly Dick trying to make off with a pair of her lacy undergarments. She and her friends decide to take the law into their own hands. They get him naked, boss him around, inflict some backdoor truncheon terror and, finally, make him do some community service on their... well you get the idea.
Dick comes in for some pretty harsh treatment, but there is plenty of ecstasy to go with the agony. And, as in the earlier CFNM Pizza Delivery our hero gets the pleasure of being the focus of a previously confirmed lesbian's discovery of the joys of servicing and being serviced by the male appendage.
Having a man completely at their mercy has a liberating effect on these women. They lose inhibitions and surrender to the satisfaction of their lust for pleasure. Will this experience rehabilitate Dick? Hard to tell. But all together this is an arresting story. (See what I did there?)...more
Jake is a divorced IT worker who is in a bit of a rut. His daughter gives him the gift of a holiday at The Bare Bottom Resort. Only when he arrives thJake is a divorced IT worker who is in a bit of a rut. His daughter gives him the gift of a holiday at The Bare Bottom Resort. Only when he arrives there does he realise that it is a sex resort where guests are expected to be nude except around the hotel itself or when on excursions off of the hotel grounds. He is a little taken aback, but it is not long before he starts to enjoy himself and fall for one of the female guests.
This is a sweet and sexy little novella which follows the conventions of the romance genre. Will a misunderstanding mean that Jake and his newfound love are forever parted? Of course not. But the sex is very erotic, the setting is an appealing one to imagine spending time in, and the heroine is a winning mixture of coyness and passion.
The only problem I had with this ebook was the fact that Naughty Nights Press include so many samples of their other stories at the back. I assumed that the whole of the ebook would be taken up with Diane Turner's story and thus was disappointed when the story started wrapping up at what I was expecting to be the halfway point. This wouldn't have been a problem if I'd known how short the story was, for instance if there had been a Contents page indicating on which page the samples would begin, but as it is it left me thinking : "Is that all?" Having said that, one of the samples was pretty good and I may seek out that ebook. The rest didn't do much for me....more
It's Carl's 18th birthday. When the shy virgin teenager is sent on an errand to deliver a parcel to one of his mother's workmates he falls into the haIt's Carl's 18th birthday. When the shy virgin teenager is sent on an errand to deliver a parcel to one of his mother's workmates he falls into the hands of a pair of twin sisters. They insist on drying his wet clothes, one thing leads to another, and soon they are introducing him to the pleasures of the flesh. This pair of thirty-somethings scold him, tease him and call him a "little boy". And it isn't long before one of them is donning her dominatrix outfit. It is not only a birthday Carl will never forget, it turns out to be the start of an exciting career in the delivery of pleasure to women.
This second entry in Jan Osah's CFNM series is loads of fun. The dynamic is similar to the later CFNM Pizza Delivery, which is also recommended to anyone who enjoys this story....more
The first book in Series 2 of the Kinky Mom series picks up where the first series left off. Molly and her daughters escaped from Serenade Springs, buThe first book in Series 2 of the Kinky Mom series picks up where the first series left off. Molly and her daughters escaped from Serenade Springs, but the evil that lurked there has survived. In fact it is now spreading across the globe. Molly finds herself in a underground high security military prison and under interrogation. Can she persuade her captors of what really happened? And where are her daughters?
This first instalment delivers the intrigue and shocks to keep you hanging on every word, especially now that the threat is of Doomsday proportions. How Molly and her daughters will find a way to meet this challenge I can't imagine. And there are a few hot sex scenes to whet our appetite for what is no doubt to come as the story builds to its climax in future episodes....more
A medical examination involving a sexy female doctor is a standard CFNM (clothed female nude male) fantasy, but also one of the most absurd. This isn'A medical examination involving a sexy female doctor is a standard CFNM (clothed female nude male) fantasy, but also one of the most absurd. This isn't a problem, the extremity of a story's bending of the rules of reality to pander to the male reader's fantasies is all part of the fun.
Here we have not just a sexy doctor, but also a pair of young student doctors, all of whom have a polymorphous enjoyment of sex and a complete lack of scruples about taking advantage of male patients, not to mention keeping sick patients waiting while they engage in energetic, messy and orgiastic sex all over the examination room.
In reality, when we go to see the doctor, we tend to be sick, worried or in pain. Doctor's examination rooms aren't that sexy. I do remember a very sexy optometrist sparking a fantasy about what could take place in the intimacy of an eye test room, but I can't ever remember fantasising about a doctor.
This story is a little shorter than most in the series, but there is no shortage of sexy action. This is a healthy specimen of the CFNM erotica story, but beware, it may raise your blood pressure....more
When Rod nervously asks his wife Charlotte if he can go to a CFNM (clothed female nude male) party, he is surprised when, after a little hesitation, sWhen Rod nervously asks his wife Charlotte if he can go to a CFNM (clothed female nude male) party, he is surprised when, after a little hesitation, she agrees. The condition is that he let her blindfold him and tie him to the kitchen table for her own pleasure first. She uses him, but doesn't untie him. Hours later she returns home with five of her friends. It's a CFNM party, but not the way Rod had imagined it. He is bound and at the mercy of women he will never see. And the proceedings are being filmed.
Charlotte uses her husband's desperation to fulfil his fantasy to unleash her inner dominatrix. Is she really this sadistic by nature, or is she putting on an act? What is certain is that poor Rod comes in for some vicious treatment, from humiliating comments about the diminutive size of his generative organ to the cruel and unusual use of a carrot. As is usually the case in these stories, however, he learns that such abuse can serve to enhance his sexual pleasure.
The fantasies presented in this entry in Jan Osah's CFNM series (bondage, blindfold, carrot, etc.) may not be the ones I favour in this kind of story, but there is plenty of erotic and raunchy action and the usual amusement involved in the pervert in peril scenario, so it still gets my recommendation....more
Frank and Dave's female working companions have a "respond in kind" approach to sexual harassment, but with 25 of them and only two misbehaving malesFrank and Dave's female working companions have a "respond in kind" approach to sexual harassment, but with 25 of them and only two misbehaving males it is hardly an even match. When Frank slaps the bottom of a waitress during the work Xmas party, and Dave responds approvingly, it is the final straw. If the pair are going to redeem themselves and keep their jobs, they will need not only to submit to all kinds of humiliation but also fully satisfy the lusts of the drunk and demanding damsels.
The novelty in this entry in Jan Osah's enjoyable CFNM series is the sheer number of female tormentors. This means that we don't get a chance to really know them as individuals. Some are briefly sketched in, while others are nameless extras in the crowd. The story is more about the experience of being caught up in a sea of rampant female sexuality than the detailed portrayal of a group of individuals, and yet the personalities of those who play the major roles are effectively displayed in their actions and raunchy dialogue.
The stamina of Dave and Frank may exceed the bounds of probability, but realism is hardly the major selling point of these stories. There is plenty of variety to the sexual acts which the pair are required to perform on the women and which are performed on them. There are competitions and prizes to be won. The question this story raises, to a greater degree even than other CFNM stories, is : "Can you have too much of a good thing?" It may be the season to be jolly, but will these two merry gentlemen ever get a chance to rest?...more
Nick Offerman is a fine craftsman, whether it comes to performing comic or serious acting roles, writing a book about his life or (apparently) makingNick Offerman is a fine craftsman, whether it comes to performing comic or serious acting roles, writing a book about his life or (apparently) making tables and canoes. Sure this book may not be as hilarious as his performance of Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation, or even his scene stealing role in an otherwise forgettable movie like We're the Millers (after all he doesn't write the dialogue for those performances), but he does have his own wry authorial voice, replete with corny gags, which will put a smile on your face. And when he has a funny anecdote to relate, you may well laugh out loud.
Offerman is way too young to have enough dramatic experiences to fill an autobiography, so this is part life story and part advice manual, as he gives us his recommendations for achieving success and enjoyment (maybe the same thing) in the fields of life, love and the profession of pretending to be other people. He is a pleasant guy to spend time with, and his advice seems pretty sound. The book will be especially useful to those setting out in the acting field. But, then, is it not true, to quote the Kinks, that "everybody's in showbiz". Are job interviews and first dates not just a different kind of audition for a part? So even when he hones in on the acting, the advice he gives is useful for us all.
O.K. So I didn't find the book persuasive enough to be currently carving my own canoe paddle out of wood I chopped myself, but hopefully a little of Offerman's wisdom and lust for life rubbed off on me in the reading....more
When sex-crazed nerd girl Buffy Zelous attends a showing of "Akira" at her college's Anime Club, she gets drunk on shots and agrees to perform a stripWhen sex-crazed nerd girl Buffy Zelous attends a showing of "Akira" at her college's Anime Club, she gets drunk on shots and agrees to perform a striptease. The film is stopped so that she can strip and masturbate for the all-male audience. The story ends with her about to put on a sex show with one of the guys, which is related in another story.
The plot and characterisations may be slight, but if you like stories about slutty anime fans, you'll want to check it out. I know that the prospect of something like this happening is the only thing which would induce me to try watching "Akira" again....more
When an act of sabotage causes her to pop out of her Pikachu costume, uninhibited nerd girl Buffy Zelous becomes all the rage of the comic book convenWhen an act of sabotage causes her to pop out of her Pikachu costume, uninhibited nerd girl Buffy Zelous becomes all the rage of the comic book convention.
This is a very brief story but told with winning enthusiasm. It ends with the prospect of raunchier shenanigans to take place at the After Party, which will be related in the next story....more
Goldie is angry about the fact that her father was driven away by her mother's promiscuous behaviour. When her mother brings home a new man, Goldie fiGoldie is angry about the fact that her father was driven away by her mother's promiscuous behaviour. When her mother brings home a new man, Goldie finds herself with conflicting feelings. Her resentment of him is tempered by the unexpected growth of exhibitionistic desires. How far will she go to explore these new feelings?
This story is very well-written. Candace Mia has done a great job of taking us into the interior world of her central character and building tension as she struggles with her unfamiliar feelings. What surprised me a little is that the story didn't go as far as I was expecting. Since it is the first of a series, I think this is a good thing. Too often an author will go all out with the first story and the later ones become more of the same. This feels like the beginning of a story which will build in intensity with each instalment....more
When Avaline, a sexy girl in her early twenties, discovers that Gerry, a man in his forties, has been using his webcam to spy on her through her bedroWhen Avaline, a sexy girl in her early twenties, discovers that Gerry, a man in his forties, has been using his webcam to spy on her through her bedroom window, she and her cousin Louise decide to teach him a lesson. Either he submits to their sadistic whims or they'll call the police.
My favourite three fiction genres are humour, horror and erotica, and CFNM (clothed female nude male) erotica stories like this one are a bit of all three. I found myself chuckling at Gerry's plight. I cringed in horror when Avaline and Louise did terrible things to his bottom. And I was turned on by all the raunchy sex.
One thing that I like about the two CFNM stories of Jan Osah's that I've read so far (and I hope this isn't too much of a spoiler) is that the power balance is righted by the end of the story.
One problem that can occur with dominance and submission themed stories is that, if one party remains always in the dominant role and the other in the submissive role there isn't much of a dynamic to the story and it can be dull. Gerry doesn't want to be submissive. He abuses a situation of power over Avaline, without her knowledge. When he is caught, the power shifts as a result and he must submit to the will of the two women, something which he finds arousing as well as humiliating and painful. But once atonement has been made, everyone gets what they want without anyone being in a dominant or submissive position.
CFNM stories like this one, in their own over-the-top way, present an optimistic view of the battle of the sexes. A man treats women as nothing but sex objects. Instead of simply criticising him and thus driving him away, she treats him as a sex object, which means that he has a chance to see things from the other perspective, but at the same time she realises that she likes treating men the way he liked treating women. They are really not so unalike after all. Thus a kind of Jungian wholeness and harmony is achieved, along with a lot of non-oppressive bonking.
Or perhaps I'm reading too much into what is, essentially, just kinky porn....more