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Delta of Venus: Erotica
3.69
I think you have to be a little on the sick and twisted to get off on this book. Well, parts of it. Here are some examples of the icky ickiness Anais...more
Feb 19, 2009
Dec 24, 2008
 
Like Water for Chocolate
3.91
If all the lights inside you can be lit at once, your heart will burst, and infinity becomes permanent.



Fuck. My heart is beating hard these days. Poor...more
Apr 22, 2009
Mar 31, 2009
 
On Chesil Beach
3.49
I don't know who this story thinks it is is, but it can shove off. It has put me in a bad damn mood and all I wanna do is fight.

People are assholes....more
Mar 21, 2009
Mar 20, 2009
 
Helga on Paper
4.00
I know nothing about painting, save my own dabblings and dallyings. But I do know about passion and heart-wrenching, explosive awe; seeking to grip a...more
Apr 07, 2009
Apr 07, 2009
 
Tea: A Novel
3.12
I am sitting cross-legged on the floor of my living room, sipping tea out of a mug with a farm scene on the front--a barn and a silo and green fields...more
Mar 20, 2009
Mar 13, 2009
 
Little Birds
3.75
I give Little Birds four stars in comparison to Delta of Venus' two, though as a stand alone, it would probably only get 2 or 3. There are almost no d...more
Mar 26, 2009
Dec 24, 2008
 
B Is for Beer
3.33
I see you. Yes, you. The Tom Robbins fan. Quit making that face. Yank out the wedgie. Relax, man! This two-star rating bears no reflection on YOU. I’m...more
Aug 02, 2009
Aug 03, 2009
 
Uglies (Uglies, #1)
3.87
I'd heard of this book before, but I didn't realize it was futuristic. The story line is one you've all heard before--in the future, everyone is force...more
Feb 24, 2009
Dec 14, 2008
 
Bel Canto
3.90
There is nothing I can say. I don't even know how.

Instead, I will veil my head, lament the deaths of each person loved since the beginning of time, an...more
Mar 2009
Feb 25, 2009
 
Thigh High
3.33
It's a Sunday morning. The first Sunday morning of 2009. I've been up for hours, turning page after page of this volume of three sexy and romantic sho...more
Jan 06, 2009
Dec 24, 2008
 
Tickle His Pickle!: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing
3.74
Since the boys are adding their cunnilingus guides, I thought I'd add this one. :)


The cat shat on this book. I'm sooo pissed off about that. But I thr...more
not set
Apr 08, 2008
 
My World
3.40
This book fucking sucks.
Aug 13, 2009
Dec 13, 2009
 
Sherlock Bones, Tracer of Missing Pets
3.43
I picked this book up on the "free" shelf at Ed McKay about a hundred years ago (maybe less). When I first saw it, I thought, "Hey, that'll be a quick...more
Dec 27, 2009
Dec 27, 2009
 
Slaughterhouse-Five
4.01
Finally, I have completed my first Vonnegut.

Amazing that an introduction can make the book that much more touching. As personal as a novel can get, I...more
Dec 13, 2009
Aug 11, 2008
 
Diary of a Fairy Godmother
3.65
Cute is the most fitting word I can think of. This book is just plain cute. Annoyingly cute at times. But also touching in its cuteness.


Make your own...more
Mar 23, 2009
Mar 22, 2009
 
The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?
3.93
This play is about guy who fucks a goat (which is really gross). And even though it's about a guy who fucks a goat, it's VERY GOOD!
Jan 29, 2009
Feb 01, 2009
 
Promises to Keep (Newford, #21)
4.07
I spent a great deal of time being angry at Mr. de Lint for introducing me to a Jilly that's completely wrong. And while I'm still miffed at him for j...more
Mar 10, 2009
Mar 02, 2009
 
The Dog from Arf! Arf! to Zzzzzz Board Book
3.83
I'm having a hard time reading anything these days, so when I saw this book lying on my friend Jini's floor, I couldn't resist picking it up. I though...more
Jul 12, 2009
Jul 12, 2009
 
I Can't Be Good All the Time: An Anne Taintor Collection
4.11
Anne Taintor's books are made up of page after page of this:






The moral of the story: "It's not the meat, it's the motion."
Jan 10, 2009
Jan 10, 2009
 
Only You Can Save Mankind (Johnny Maxwell, #1)
3.66
This book is about saving mankind. And I've learned that perhaps it's not better to be a hammer than a nail after all.
Mar 05, 2009
Mar 05, 2009
 
Queenmaker: A Novel of King David's Queen
3.78
Women put up with a lot of stupid shit from men. And these poor women didn't have a choice in the matter--it's set, after all, sometime BCE. They coul...more
Apr 2009
Jun 06, 2008
 
The Thirteenth Tale
3.92
Page 62, and I just can't read any more...
not set
Dec 26, 2008
 
Mulengro
3.82
I really like Charles de Lint, but this one bored me too much. I got to page 68 and had to quit reading. Adios, Mulengro! Perhaps we shall meet again...more
Feb 21, 2009
Dec 04, 2008
 
The Last Unicorn (The Last Unicorn, #1)
4.17
The book ended happily, perfectly, with romance and adventure and sorrow and solace. It is the ending that will stay with me forever; the rest, easily...more
Feb 03, 2009
Jun 06, 2008
 
Till We Have Faces
4.16
I love CS Lewis. This isn't my favorite, though.
Nov 30, 2009
Feb 20, 2008
 
Fighting Ruben Wolfe
3.85
None
Feb 14, 2009
Dec 17, 2008
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