WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS BOOK, I WAS LIKE, "HOLY FUCK, IS THIS FOR REAL?"
I WAS WALKING AROUND THE BOOKSTORE THAT UNFATEFUL DAY, WHEN I SUDDENLY SAW THIS...moreWHEN I FIRST SAW THIS BOOK, I WAS LIKE, "HOLY FUCK, IS THIS FOR REAL?"
I WAS WALKING AROUND THE BOOKSTORE THAT UNFATEFUL DAY, WHEN I SUDDENLY SAW THIS BOOK, SHINING IN ALL OF ITS REPULSIVE GLORY, AND WITHOUT MEANING TO, I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. IT'S JUST SO WEIRD, SEEING BIEBER'S FACE SURROUNDED BY BOOKS WITH THE FACES OF MYLEY CYRUS, ROBERT PATTINSON, AND KRISTEN STEWART ON THE COVER. THEY JUST BLEND IN TOGETHER SO BEAUTIFULLY IT MAKES ME WANNA CRY
ANNYWAY, THAT WAS MONTHS AGO. NOW, I JUST FEEL EXTREMELY ANNOYED EVERYTIME I SEE THIS BOOK. AS IF IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC EVERYFUCKINGTIME I PASS SOME RANDOM TEENYBOPPER ON THE STREET, AND SEE HIS FACE EVERYFUCKINGTIME I GO TO THE MUSIC STORE, NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SEEING HIS STUPID FACE EVERYFUCKINGTIME THAT I GO TO THE YOUNG-ADULT SECTION OF THE BOOKSTORE.
OH, AND I'M NOT ANGRY. I JUT FEEL LIKE USING THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON. AND IN CASE YOU GET IDEAS, I'M NOT A FAN OF THAT LESBIAN LOOKING BITCH. I ALSO DIDN'T READ THIS BOOK. THIS IS JUST A RANT.
Jared Vincent
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