Gaaaaaaaaaah ! I've been wanting to read this ever since I first heard about it and now I'm like I should've waited for book 2 as well coz it fuckin kGaaaaaaaaaah ! I've been wanting to read this ever since I first heard about it and now I'm like I should've waited for book 2 as well coz it fuckin kills me to wait !!!!
Am I disappointed with the story ? Fuck no ! Am I begging for more ? Hell yes !
Wow .. wow ... wow !
I think the only way to completely understand this story and let the words sink in to make you feel the various emotions that this book pulls in and out of you is only by reading it . I mean I'm having a really hard time grasping for words to explain how I've felt while i was reading it and now that I've read it !...more
Fucking phenomenal !!! Omg .. this one was addictive ! I read it in a day . True that I'm updating it now - coz bad internet connection and all - butFucking phenomenal !!! Omg .. this one was addictive ! I read it in a day . True that I'm updating it now - coz bad internet connection and all - but I just couldn't stop reading it !!!
That cliffhanger though .... it's gonna kill me to wait for wrath ! I OMG shit is about to get real serious !!!
4.5 ( I'm cutting out the .5 part coz not enough romance ... ) but still an awesome book stars !!!!
This book was just ...... just awesome sauce ! 4.5 ( I'm cutting out the .5 part coz not enough romance ... ) but still an awesome book stars !!!!
This book was just ...... just awesome sauce ! So not what I was expecting it to be !
Island Chaptel is a resident geek by day and a romance junkie by night . One day she finds a man named March in her apartment looking at her tax returns . At first , Island assumes that March is her roommates lay and he is here with her . But imagine Islands surprise when March tells her that he is here for her and that she needs to return the diamond her mom stole for an organization she used to work for .. Island had no idea about what on earth is March talking about and what follows is Island and March's journey to find the missing diamond and also answers to questions like why the hell did Islands mom lie to her all this time !
Spotless is a perfect blend of twisted humor and adventure with a little dash if romance and heap spoonful of sexual tension between the main characters ! Island has got to be one of the most quirkiest (?) characters ever .. I think it's her inner monologue that really just kicks up the story to a whole new level . March on the other hand , has to be the most weirdest hit man in the history of fictional hit men. .. His OCD and the way he behaves around Island had to me grinning like an idiot ( when I wasnt laughing my ass off at their weird situational encounters ) .. Their very first scene in the book together alone had me in splits ... !
Sooo excited for the next book ! Yaaaaaay for more Island and March !...more
Well well well .. there is a reason I love J.B Hartnett and her stories . And the reason is that she does not waste her time in dragging situations unWell well well .. there is a reason I love J.B Hartnett and her stories . And the reason is that she does not waste her time in dragging situations unnecessarily just to elongate the story for the sake of doing it . Cut and precise , that's how she does it !
This book is the story of Cameron Muir who is divorcing his wife coz the skank be cheating on him . This story also follows Victoria who is marrying her boyfriend of her two years . Unexpected events bring Victoria and Cameron together and the rest is what you need to read to find out !
Reading this book was like reading a kristen Ashley book because it gave me a lot of warm fuzzies . KA books generally have a lot of friends and family , loyalty friendship and respect thing going on and Bride in bloom was all about those as well !
Steamy and funny with a little drama and almost no angst , Bride in bloom is a perfect read for those days when you just wanna read something with not much heartache and headache !...more
Love is funny. It comes in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes it’s hard to find and sometimes it’s sitting right in front of you, waiting to bLove is funny. It comes in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes it’s hard to find and sometimes it’s sitting right in front of you, waiting to be recognized. What I learned from all the books I’ve read and from the book that I’m writing is that no matter what, you have to work to find love. It isn’t a given and it isn’t instantaneous. It’s a privilege to find, and should never be taken lightly.
This book ....
Holy shit this book !!!!
Do not read this when in public because people are most definitely gonna look at you like , ' Bitch be crazy or what ?! ' !!! Also don't read this book if you are under the weather and are probably coughing your lungs out every minute because if you do then I can guarantee you ain't got nobody to blame if suddenly you can't breathe feeling like somebody just walked all over your chest !
There are moments in a person’s life where you really think if you died, the situation in front of you wouldn’t be better, and that’s how I was feeling, because all I could think about was the bleached asshole I had and it lighting up like the damn North Star under the black lights. Wasn’t sure if it was possible, but if it was, it would happen to me. With my luck, three kings would be walking through the door any minute now with presents for Virginia, and a camel would be harnessed outside chewing on a bale of hay.
Rosie Bloom is a sheltered , naive 23 yr old virgin trying to write her first romance novel . Problem is the girl has no experience in anything sex or sexual what-so-ever . Her two best friends decide to help her out by trying to hook her up with people so she can experience anything sex related and get a more 'hands-on' approach thus making it easier to write her first novel . But wherever Rosie is concerned , things are bound to get disastrous and how .
Its hilarious , it gives you a dose of life and a little heartache but loads and loads of fun !
Don't miss out on Rosie Bloom and her ad(sex)venture !...more
“My God in all of Mary-Mother-and-Joseph-Dear-Fucking-Lord, I’m going to cum,” he says. He pulls out and tugs the condom off so I can feel the warm sh “My God in all of Mary-Mother-and-Joseph-Dear-Fucking-Lord, I’m going to cum,” he says. He pulls out and tugs the condom off so I can feel the warm shots of fluid on my back. “Oh, Jesus,” he says. “In darkness of Hell I release my evil onto this woman.” And with a laugh he falls on top of me. I’m glad that was a joke because it sure as fuck was starting to sound creepy. I’m religious, but that’s taking fornicatin’ to a whole other level.
Aven Jayce was one of my 'holy-shit-I-just-found-a-fanfuckingtastic-author' author of 2014 . Back then , the woman had written a dark erotic romance that had my head spinning and ovaries jumping . 2015 , and she is back with a new book which is very , very, very .. very different from her NOVA series . This time around Aven Jayce tries her hand at a twisted romantic comedy and boy does she do it with a panache .
Meet Divine Hallowell . Divine is a professor at Podunk U . Divine also has an alter ego . Her name is Violet Cuddlecock and yes , she is an indie erotica writer . Where Divine comes across as someone who is shy and awkward , Violet is the opposite . She comes across as someone who is cocky confident and kinda sinister-y . But don't worry , you meet Violet only when she is talking to Divine . So a lot of people don't really know who Violet is ..
Enter , James Daniel keller . Dan is Divine's neighbour . And Divine has some sort of a crush going on on him . But Dan seems tooooooo good to be true . Could he hiding some skeletons in his closet . Well , you'll just have to read the book to find out .
Its been really long since I read a romantic comedy , so this book definitely felt like a breathe of fresh air . There were a lot of things in this book that I could relate to with in reality . Especially the social media marketing trend that Divine so finely picks on . I loved how the auhtor depicted Divine and her twin side . Their banter , even if it is with each other , was hilarious . It actually felt like the voice inside her head was a different person altogether . I loved how little twisted and crazy Divine was at times . Everyone has a different coping mechanism when it comes to grief , and Divine's was a little out of the ordinary . Now lets talk about Dan here for a second . Everybody and I mean everybody needs a little James Daniel in their life .. Trust me on that ..
“I have to tell you something, Div.” He whispers in my ear as we embrace. I hope he doesn’t say the L word. It’s too soon. It would ruin everything. I’m not ready to say it. Nope. I’m obsessed and he’s penetrating my heart, but just wait, Dan. Just a little longer. “I can be sweet sometimes, but you should enjoy my tender touch while you can, because once you’re spread-eagle in my bed and my dick takes charge, no one’s going to come and save you.”
**** dreamy sigh **** .. Oh and he can be a bit weird at times .. Like uh , he uh , has a uh certain fetishes .. He is kinda sorta sexually exuberant .. If I can say that !
Oh and lets not forget those bits were Divine reads western pulp erotica's .. Those bits were just downright ... ugh !
“Willie Jean and Nelly. Them women have some hot baked beans, don’t ya think, Petey?” “Yessum, I reckin’ so, Uncle Al. Haven’t seen beans that bigin some time. I think they need some pork to go along with them beans.” “That’s a fine idea. Petey, why don’t you go over there and see if we can help them pretty ladies out with a who-ha-wallup.”
Divine is book packed with humor , a little mystery , some really sweet and steamy feels . But at the end of the day its a story about letting your past go . Setting it free . Watching it fly away , far away from you . Unburdening yourself and trying to find a semblance of 'YOU' in life .
Read this book people ! It kicks some major ass ! ...more
3 days !!!! I've been obsessed with this series lately and it has taken me 3 days to reach Monica and Jonathan's ultimate HEA ..Sweet , dirty , emotio3 days !!!! I've been obsessed with this series lately and it has taken me 3 days to reach Monica and Jonathan's ultimate HEA ..Sweet , dirty , emotional , heart wrenching , heart warming .. Loved it !...more
‘I’m gonna fucking kill you for scaring me like that,’ she snarled. ‘We have business to take care of,’ Rushe said. ‘Then I’m gonna fuck you ‘til you b‘I’m gonna fucking kill you for scaring me like that,’ she snarled. ‘We have business to take care of,’ Rushe said. ‘Then I’m gonna fuck you ‘til you beg for mercy.’ Rushe bared his teeth and swooping down he hooked his forearm under her ass and hauled her up against the hard want in his jeans. ‘Think you can break me, Kitten?’ ‘Nothing but bareback from now on. You’re mine and only mine,’ Flick said, launching in to consume him again.
I loooove this new version of Flick !!
Flick and Rush are back and damn they make such a sexy couple ! Explicit Detail picks up 3 months after the events of Explicit Instruction , and we see our heroes living their life like any other couple out there . Except they are not 'any other couple out there ' ...
‘Rushe, Baby, I love you, but we came out to the pool to relax.’ ‘No, Kitten,’ he said. ‘You came here to relax.’ 'You didn’t have to come with me.’ ‘You’re wearing a bikini,’ he said, as though it required no further explanation, and actually... it didn’t. ‘If you thought I was the type to run around on you then you’d have dumped me three months ago. You’d have walked out of my studio apartment with Jansen, and I wouldn’t have seen you for dust.’ ‘If I thought you were that type, I’d have chained you to the wall weeks ago.’ ‘You have... once or twice.’
Their sexual banter aside , Flick and Rush are still learning the tricks of being a couple . With Rushe being only dependent on himself for as long as forever , but with now Flick being mixed into the equation struggles to show that he trusts her . Clearly , he doesn't want her to be a part of what he does , because its always dangerous . But Flick being Flick and not adhering to what Rushe has to say is adamant on showing him that she can deal with his job by being his partner in crime .
Once again , Scarlett Finn manages to create a web of carefully placed Liars , cheaters and deceivers .. even murderers and has our duo tackling their way out if this maze with their life and love intact .
Flick has evolved soo much from book 1 that its almost a joy to watch take the role of a badass bitch with such ease . Her love for Rushe only made her character stronger .
And Rushe .... !!! Oh my god , can the guy get any alpha than he already is ! If you thought that now , Flick and Rushe have confessed their feelings for each other , he was suddenly gonna go all hearts and mushies .. Rainbows and flowers and shit .. ? Well ..
‘You’ve been naughty, Little Kitten,’ he growled. ‘Did you think you’d get away with screwing around on me?’ ‘I didn—‘ ‘Ah,’ he said, spanking her rear while still keeping her wrists restrained. ‘You’re my whore. You don’t screw around on me. Did your pussy forget who feeds it? Is it hungry, Kitten? You fucking skank, this body belongs to me! You’re for my pleasure alone!’ He spanked her again, harder, then clenched her butt cheek in his hand, sending a burning ache throbbing through her body as pleasure shimmered to her apex. ‘I’m gonna fuck you, Kitten, I’m gonna fuck your pussy ‘til my spunk’s dripping out of you. I’m gonna fill you full, fuck your mouth ‘til your belly’s got no room for more, you hear me? Speak!’
The way I've highlighted soo many passages in this book .. Its not even funny !
I love how Flick calls Rushe ' Lover' . Not darling , sometimes ' baby' but mostly 'lover' ..
“You want me to be a slave?” I ask. “Mine. I want you to be mine. Give yourself to me, freely, even if it goes against e 4.5 'Fuckin Hell' stars !!!
“You want me to be a slave?” I ask. “Mine. I want you to be mine. Give yourself to me, freely, even if it goes against everything you think is good. Being with me will be sinful … dark … bad in every way … and I will fill every painful crack in your beautiful, broken soul. I can mend you … but first, I will break you down.” He licks my skin, his damp tongue tracing a line from my shoulder to my earlobe, before biting it softly. “Yes, Miss Carrigan. Obey me. Crave me. Tempt me. I will give you an animal in return.”
Can I get Seize i,e book 2 , like , yesterday !!!
What a ride , this one .. !!
Say a little prayer for me Cupid, shoot your arrows into me I feel lust like a sick disease And my blood ignites when I hold you close to me
And I'll never let you go Cupid, I'll never let you go (I'll never let you go)
Bring my lover to her knees Pierce her skin and make her fall in love with me 'Cause I swear I'll make you bleed If you break my heart when I hold you close to me
I'll never let you go Cupid, I'll never let you go (I'll never let you go) Cupid - Hurts
Lillith is trying to find Sebastian Brand , to prove everyone and to her herself that the man who saved her life is a real person and not a figment of her imagination or just her 'coping mechanism' . What Lillith doesn't know is that reality is a lot crueler than her fantasy . That in the real world , money talks and those with them have the power and the ability to get away with anything . Lilith search does bring her to Sebastian , but is this Sebastian the man of her dreams ? Or is he just a wolf in a sheep's clothing wearing a business suit for a disguise ?
You'll just have to read their story and find out !
This book right here is one of those that makes me wanna gush about . But the problem with that is that my 'fenceless' brain may very well start giving out the spoilers and that would be sooo wrong . Snare is one of those stories that needs to be experienced .
Lillith and Sebastian are definitely complex characters . Lillith's obssession with Sebastian lands her at a very wrong place . Although she fears it , she feels that there is a purpose in her attraction to Sebastian . Sebastian is drawn to Lillith , but his past and his present makes him a very hard man to love .
Thank fuck for dual PoV's !! Lillith's brain is a scattered puzzle piece . Reading her thoughts was like trying to glue back pieces of her life and also figuring out her feelings for Sebastian . Sebastian on the other hand , is a character with different facets . There is a part of him that loathes what he is , but then there is a part of him that enjoys the power of being the man that he has become . His POV's seemed like a tug-of-war that he always has with his conscience . And as a reader I loved getting into his brain .
“You own me. I do not own you. There is a clear difference.” I smile. “Oh, but you do, Miss Carrigan. You just don’t know it yet.” I tap on my chest, at the place my heart is at. “Here.”
Lets talk about the 'dark' aspect of this book . While many of the scenes are not very descriptive that could be termed as dark , there are hints as to what could've been heinous acts . But I'm thinking we haven't seen much yet . The club Sebastian belongs to is into some really fucked up shit . I have my suspicions about that , but it's too early to reveal anything.
Every chapter has a song that accompanies that chapter . I suggest listening to it , whilst reading , because it just amplifies that chapter/character mood .
The ending definitely left me speechless . There is a massive cliffhanger at the ending , that will literally leave you jaw dropped . I was praying , but I wasn't sure what I was praying for .. It felt all my feelings were on an adrenaline rush .
Clarissa's writing is on point . The story is brilliantly put , and the twists and turns make for one helluva mind fuck .
December can't get here fast enough ... Its all a waiting game now !