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Write like no one is reading
4.86
I feel like I was an important part of this book. I feel like the spine, despite it being an ebook, and me being as spineless as a bowl of pudding. Gr ...more
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Jan 13, 2015
 
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
4.04
Thus Spoke Zarathustra is a difficult book to read, particularly if you are asleep. But I wasn't asleep, I was only pretending to be asleep! You know, ...more
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Aug 10, 2011
 
The Notebook (The Notebook, #1)
4.05
Nicholas Sparks is the flame of love. I think I speak for all women when I say I don't speak for all women. So let me speak from the heart: I heart Sp ...more
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Aug 10, 2011
 
Write like no one is reading 2
5.00
Congrats to @CrystalWoods26, who is the winner of the 2015 Author of the Year Award! She would have won it last year, but that wasn't 2015.

I should t
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May 11, 2015
 
Not Waving, Drowning
4.22
Linda Sands is great. How great is she?

-She’s as great a writer as the Great Pyramid of Giza is triangular.

-If her writing came in liquid form, I’d d
...more
Oct 05, 2011
Oct 05, 2011
 
Confessions from the Pumpkin Patch
5.00
Karlyle Tomms is my new favorite author. Well, behind God, who wrote The Bible. I also think God wrote The Notebook under the pseudonym of Nicholas Sp ...more
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Feb 17, 2015
 
The Creature from Jekyll Island: A Second Look at the Federal Reserve
4.26
When I first bought The Creature from Jekyll Island, I thought it was going to be a cynical book that would attempt to debunk the "myth" of Bigfoot.

B
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Aug 10, 2011
 
A brick and a blanket walk into a bar
4.43
I had a lot of fun coming up with uses for a brick and a blanket. Here are two more ideas that I didn't include because they occurred to me right afte ...more
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Apr 26, 2012
 
The Prince Of Plungers
5.00
From the edge of the darkness, Jackson thought he heard a woman's voice calling out to him.

"Jackson, help me!"

Jackson answered, "Are you talking to me
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Feb 06, 2013
 
Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
3.83
Dear Mr. Peacock,

I’ve contacted The Hummingbird, and the flight is a go. Earth’s oldest satellite hasn’t experienced this kind of buzz since Aldrin. S
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Nov 04, 2011
Nov 05, 2011
 
Leaving the Neighborhood: A Collection of Short Poems and Tall Tales
4.65
In the footsteps of Vonnegut (but with slightly larger footprints, I'm sure), this book is fresh, inspiring, and funny. "Leaving the Neighborhood" is ...more
Jul 2007
Aug 10, 2011
 
Morsels
5.00
I read this book in the bathroom, and the sex scenes were so steamy they fogged up my mirror. I know it wasn’t caused by my fog machine, because I unp ...more
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Apr 06, 2013
 
What More Can I Tell You: More Short Poems and Tall Tales from the Neighborhood
4.75
I once read a farewell letter that said, "Goodbye my love. I'm starving and trapped in the mountains. I want to write you a longer letter, but now, ou ...more
Jan 2008
Aug 10, 2011
 
Crisis Investing For the Rest of the 90s
3.78
After reading Crisis Investing, I realize the value of commodities. Not being able to afford gold or silver, I bought the next best thing: silverware. ...more
Apr 2011
Aug 10, 2011
 
The Long Lunch, the Man of Constant Sorrow and the Remains of the Cheese
4.67
Seven Reasons Why You Should Buy This Book:

3. Vladimir Putin washes his underwear in warm milk.

2. Thomas Edison’s eyebrows always argued, and could ne
...more
Sep 12, 2011
Sep 13, 2011
 
The Sack They Left Behind
4.67
(DISCLAIMER: I am the grunion of love). I’ve often wondered why sexy women with big tits get all the attention. Hey, I have breasts too! Well, if not ...more
Sep 30, 2011
Sep 30, 2011
 
The Little Book of Humorous Quotes
3.87
This book was exceptional! There were over 363 great quotes in this book (364 to be precise). The only quote that I found inferior was of course my ow ...more
Sep 09, 2011
Sep 09, 2011
 
Dolph and Erasmus
5.00
Certain books are written without any consideration to page length, and lack forethought as to what dimensions constitute the perfect height for utili ...more
Apr 2011
Aug 10, 2011
 
We Had A #Dream About You
4.71
I had a dream about you. At $2.99, you bought this book. For less than a cup of coffee at Starbucks, you saved me from a life of poverty. Then I woke ...more
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May 02, 2014
 
Gents with No Cents
3.85
What do you get when you cross Wall Street with Washington DC with vipers, vultures, and rats? I don’t know what you’d get, but I’ll tell you what you ...more
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Dec 29, 2011
 
Dreaming is for lovers
4.62
I’d rate myself five stars, and those stars would all be fish. My review was of how well I walked on the beach.

Half of these occurred while I was sle
...more
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Jul 31, 2014
 
Wall Street Coloring Book
4.00
Great Book!

Jarod’s 2012 Humor Book of the Year Award goes to Ron. Choosing Ron to win was easy, because out of all the humor books published in 2012,
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Sep 23, 2012
 
Untitled
3.67
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Sep 21, 2012
 
Crime and Punishment
4.15
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Sep 18, 2011
 
The Far Side Gallery 3
4.44
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Aug 10, 2011
 
Anna Karenina
3.99
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Sep 18, 2011
 
Short Cuts: Selected Stories
4.11
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Sep 18, 2011
 
A Letter to Andre Breton, Originally Composed on a Leaf of Lettuce With an Ink-dipped Carrot
3.31
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Sep 16, 2011
 
It Occurred to Me
4.05
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Sep 16, 2011
 
I Should Have Renamed This
3.87
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Sep 16, 2011
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