Well, I don’t even know if I should review The Lonely. FrankOriginally Reviewed At:Mother/Gamer/Writer Rating: DNF Review Source: NetGalley Reviewer: me
Well, I don’t even know if I should review The Lonely. Frankly, I don’t know WTF was going on in The Lonely. I’m naturally a HUGE fan of novels that play mind games and make you think outside of the box. However, The Lonely did not make me think, it made me feel crazy. And maybe that was intentional. The main character felt severely disturbed (a morbid liar who showed almost no remorse), the writing style though easy to read left me wanting more than it gave, and overall I didn’t connect with any of the characters. For a long time I just wanted to pull my hair out and by the 70% mark (yes, I read 70% and didn’t finish it@@!@!!) I couldn’t take it anymore. Really, what was the point of it all?
Can I describe the plot…hum…
A girl has a “sister” she left in the woods. One day she goes out to the woods, the “sister” pushes a bolder on top of her, and now the girl, Easter, is trapped under the rock and reminiscing about her life and “The Lonely”. Maybe I just wanted “The Lonely” condition to be some big horrible evil nasty thing and I was disappointed because it was taking excessively long to get to the reveal about “The Lonely”, why it was bad, why Easter had it, and what she was going to do about it. And Easter, well, she was morbid. Not even the good kind but more like the kind that just makes you go…”What did you just say?” I wanted to like her, I wanted to feel sorry for her, and I wanted to be her friend. However, none of those feelings came. I just kept thinking to myself, “This girl needs help ASAP”. And given the fact that I was in the mood to read something different and creepy because I wanted a break from my normal fantasy, The Lonely left me feeling some type of way. Ugh…gosh how much I wanted to like you!
Overall, I did not finish it. I just didn’t care enough about the characters to bring myself to keep picking up my iPad. If you like creepy, morbid, weird, delusional characters with twisted sense of humors then The Lonely might be for you....more
Originally Reviewed At:Mother/Gamer/Writer Rating: DNF Review Source: ARC From Publisher Reviewer: Me
Well, I am completely at a loss for words…
GrowingOriginally Reviewed At:Mother/Gamer/Writer Rating: DNF Review Source: ARC From Publisher Reviewer: Me
Well, I am completely at a loss for words…
Growing up as an avid horror fanatic, I fell in love with the genuine writing of R.L. Stine and how he seemed to scare me senseless with his Goosebumps and Fear Street novels. I loved diving into those books in the middle of the night and living in the crazy worlds he created. My all time favorite being Night of the Living Dummy. If Chucky had an evil brother, this would be him. There was something special about Stine and his ability to capture the fear in children and teens. Sadly, and it pains me to my soul to say this, A Midsummer Night’s Scream did NOT live up to my expectations of the classic R.L. Stine.
Now, I am not familiar with the play, A Midsummer Night’s Dream. So I cannot compare any similarities between Stine’s novel and Shakespeare. All I can do is talk about Stine’s latest body of work which to me, is…how can I put this nicely…god awful !!!
I am truly going to have to re-read some of my favorite Stine books because I honestly don’t remember his characters being so one dimensional! I could not relate to a single character, much less care about what was happening to them in the story. Halfway through, I was even rooting for someone to get chopped up and die – especially the main character. UGH. I absolutely HATED Claire and Delia! Every time one of them opened their mouths to talk I wanted to scream or vomit. Who in the world names everything they own by the name brand? Girls, we know you’re rich, so why shove it in our faces? To me, they didn’t talk or act like real teenagers –or teenagers with common sense for that matter. I don’t know how many times I wanted to throw the book across the room because of something stupid they said. They were naïve airheads or maybe even one of those little bobblehead dolls.
I think Claire was supposed to have some sort of paranormal ability. WTF does that have to do with anything? She spends the majority of her time drooling over some boy instead of being scared of a “haunted studio”, which is what the story is about. Right? I have no clue actually. Her reactions to situations were so unrealistic. If you are terrified and seeing people being murdered, would you really have time to be drooling over a guy or trying to use a love potion? Yes, there were some potions involved. *side eye*
Overall, I DNF’ed this book midway through. First off, it wasn’t scary! Secondly, it wasn’t the Stine I remembered. Third, it was just really, really, really, REALLY bad!!! And I hate…HATE writing this review. But I can’t in good conscience tell anyone to read it because there is some serious WTFery going on in A Midsummer Night’s Scream. If you have a clear picture in your mind about R.L. Stine and all his work from back in his Goosebumps or Fear Street days, then don’t read this because your image will be forever tainted!!! This is a tremendous let down and the novel has left me both angry and severely heartbroken. *head desk*...more